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[Sam @beales_sam]

🙄 had to be done🏆

[Sam @beales_sam]

This will prove to be an incredible signing, I have no doubt!

[Gillingham FC @TheGillsFC]

We are delighted to announce the signing of 𝗭𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗯𝗮𝗿𝘂𝘀 from Brighton & Hove Albion on an initial two-year deal. ✍️

Welcome, Zane. 🤝

https://t.co/1ZTLTLKQVQ

#ActuallyGills

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Thank you for everything, Oliver Glasner ❤️💙

[Sam @beales_sam]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[The Palace Way @ThePalaceWay]

I'm going to say it again.

Drakes-Thomas would be better than Yeremy Pino.

#CPFC

[J Stewart @triffic_stuff_]

🚨GARY NEVILLE EXPOSED!

Have I Got News For You is getting slammed right now, and rightly so. It’s long past its sell-by date.

But a few years back, it delivered one glorious moment: Gary Neville, the self-appointed moraliser-in-chief, got absolutely exposed as the money grabbing hypocrite he is by Ian Hislop.

Neville, hosting the show, smirks and asks: “Ian, is it coming home?”

Hislop, without missing a beat: “What, your reputation?” 😂

Neville then tries his big defence on commentating in Qatar: “You either go over there and challenge these countries on the issues or you don’t and just stay home.”

Ian is having none of it: “There’s another option. You could stay home and highlight the issues. You don’t have to take the Qataris’ money.”

Crickets. Gary just sits there squirming with an uncomfortable smile, knowing he’s been owned.

Champagne socialist through and through. Morals go out the window when the payday arrives. 🤑

[Sam @beales_sam]

Violently throwing up on the flight home after reading this

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Huge congratulations to Crystal Palace.

A fantastic achievement, and brilliant to see more European silverware returning to the capital.

[Justin ROSE @JustinRose99]

Congratulations @CPFC what a couple of years!! 🏆🏆 🏆 🦅

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Thank you for everything, Oliver 🫶

[Football Performances @FCPerformances]

Adam Wharton vs Everton (H)

Top class player. Top class performance.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Pep Guardiola reveals his one regret during his time as Manchester City boss 👀

[Sam @beales_sam]

George Vorster will be a PIVOTOL player for Sutton next season. Has technical tools to be a top EFL player

[Sam @beales_sam]

An intern with a phone behind a tree means you miss out on the chance of £200+ million if you win the play offs?! Wow #Southampton

[Sam @beales_sam]

So Bielsa and Leeds receive a £200k fine for spying. Yet Saints get 4 point deduction AND removed from the most expensive game in football. That is utterly ridiculous

[Sam @beales_sam]

That is an absolutely SCANDALOUS ruling

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Adam Wharton scores his first Crystal Palace goal in his 94th appearance! 🦅

[BoA FC @BoAFC_25]

🏆 WE WON THE CUP 🏆

Well done lads, you absolutely smashed it 🙏

[Sam @beales_sam]

Thank the lord James Corden has FINALLY given us all his opinion on the matter. Hopefully the EFL take this into consideration as he is a very genuine, honest bloke who has a strong background in football law 👍🏼

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

😳 "50% of your revenue next year to Middlesbrough."

👀 "You should have to pay a severe and heavy price."

James Corden suggests a heavy punishment for Southampton's Spygate scandal.

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Peter Schmeichel talking sense. 🗣️

[Sam @beales_sam]

Great phrasing to get clicks by BBC Sport. ‘Walked out of his press conference’. It was the end of the presser and no one had any questions about football or analysis, only gossip and speculation which he clearly can’t comment on. Will journos ever learn

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

"He hasn't answered it."

Southampton boss Tonda Eckert walked out of his press conference after facing multiple questions about claims a member of staff spied on a Middlesbrough training session 😳

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

GOLF SHOT!

Matt Fitzpatrick plays it beautifully to set up for birdie and the win @Zurich_Classic.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

We're delighted to confirm the signing of Harris Afzal, who will join the club's Academy from @queensparkfc in the summer 🤝