Adam Beals

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[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

nvm i fixed it

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I swear to god. There was a scene in early dvd releases of shrek that were cut in later releases, where farquaad was shown in the dragons stomach with a match during the I’m a Believer scene singing along by himself. I remember seeing him seeing in the stomach

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.

[LD Basler @ArmaLite15OU812]

It’s hard to find good help these days.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

obesity is repulsive

[Pvt A B @col_a_buendia]

I just paid $16.58 for a cheeseburger and small fries and declined to leave a tip when prompted because I'm gonna have to leave it to the workers and owners of Five Guys to sort out how much of that goes to each party. I just can't keep paying for things twice.

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

Fuck my bum ass ancestors for accruing absolutely no generational wealth

[Luu🇿🇦 @sk1tguru]

I think I have the opposite of Mommy issues man, my mom was so great. I grew up thinking women could be trusted

[vpooja @poojavnair]

Meat eaters are better hosts because they care about providing vegetarian options to their guests but the same hospitality is not extended by vegetarians (to serve meat options).

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

women on here are threatening to stop having casual sex and warning us they'll start making sure their partner aligns with their values

how is the entire culture fixing itself from this one event I can't explain it

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Its not the size of the dongle that matters, its how much capacity it contains: 😭

[Adam Beals @bealsboy32]

Dating in this generation sucksss

[Mack @kenzietuff]

There is an epidemic of women who have husbands who work extremely long hours (so that those women can be at home with their children) who say their husband “does nothing” because when he gets home he needs to relax from working 40-80 hours a week to put a roof over their heads.

[Adam Beals @bealsboy32]

@mattdinniman Please don't let them ruin your book when interpreting it

[William Quintana @WillQuintanaNW]

Remember to leave out milk & cookies for Terry tonight

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This is spot on

[Josh Wolf @joshwolfcomedy]

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