Bethany

Accountant; Cowboys ☆; BBN; #MissinRyan Proverbs 10:12 BLM she/her

[Bethany @beamer_bro2]

Can't believe when I get home my Raven girl won't be there. #RIPprettygirl

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[mila @eklvnd]

losing the stanley cup with a shutout at home i am laughing my ass offfffffff

[r @6ffside]

they really stood ten toes down for their rapist goalie only for him to make history with the worst goaltending performance the stanley cup finals have ever seen

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

Don’t mistake our American pride as approval of our leadership!

I am still proud to be American, I will always be proud

I’m proud of the country I was raised to believe in. A country that helped when others were down. A country that took in those in need and gave them opportunity!

A country of freedom that took care of their own, and others.

As I watch the #USMNT play for my country, I’m filled with pride

A shitty President that I never voted for will never change that

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

BOOMER: “Nobody wants to work anymore.”

ME: “The warehouse down the road pays $18 an hour.”

BOOMER: “That’s good money.”

ME: “Average rent is $2,200.”

BOOMER: “Get roommates. Work overtime. Stop complaining.”

Funny how every “solution” demands workers lower their standards, kill their free time, and live like broke college students forever.

But nobody ever tells corporations to pay enough to survive.

[107 @SYLV4lN]

they have to triple the canes social media salary what a caption

[Sean 🐴 @InTheNixOfTime]

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving piece of shit.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

bad day for emo kids (me)

[shada🕊️✨(victoire walter cup champions) @LESBIANS4MPP]

“all this city has is the Montreal Canadiens” meanwhile the Montreal Victoire just won the walter cup and their captain has won every possible thing in women’s hockey..

sure Gretzky

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[BlackRedGuard ☭ 🇵🇸🔻⛓️‍💥 @OGBlackRedGuard]

Dale Earnhardt was the most redneck redneck to ever redneck and he took the confederate flag off his car because his Black housekeeper said she didn’t want to see it. It’s really not that hard to not be an asshole.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Can I please have a $174K annual salary? I would like to find out for myself just how difficult it is to survive off of that.

[Penguin Books USA @penguinusa]

Don't let anyone talk you out of buying that 1 book at the bookstore. Those 3 books could be the most life-changing 10 books you've ever gotten.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we rarely question why some wealthy people are never satisfied with what they already have.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Millennials had computer classes where it was drilled into us that the internet is forever, don’t open spam emails, don’t talk to strangers online, and always cite sources. Then they gave Boomers internet access like tossing car keys to a drunk and saying have fun.

[𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙝 🐞 @swiftseas0n]

so many times i’ve had people in my life try to tell me to stop listening to sad music when i’m already sad/depressed/going through the motions, but it truly feels like being understood by someone, that someone is saying the words you can’t find

[aurora; hacks era @auroraistrying]

escuchando el nuevo album de noah kahan first thing in the morning no vaya a ser que surja la posibilidad de sentir felicidad

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

"If you were stuck in the woods, would you rather find yourself alone with a man or a bear?" Women immediately and without hesitation: A bear.

Men bitching about women picking the bear: you would not pick a fucking bear you liar.

A quote I heard someone (itzkenny via TikTok) say in response to these type of men: "This is a hypothetical question and you still won't take no for an answer."

*mic drop*

[mildhippie ᖭི༏ᖫྀ𓍊𓋼 @mildhippie]

👽👾🛸 out of this world 🛸👾👽

pendants will be on my shop Thursday April 16th at 8pm eastern time <3