✨ Mal ✨

✨All panic, no disco✨

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

A disco ball is hundreds of pieces of broken glass put together to make a magical ball of light.
You're not broken.
You are a ✨ disco ball✨
#latenightthoughts

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

Life is a tornado and I'm just the cow being spun around for cinematic value

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

Oh god it's been years since I had 39,4 temperature 🙉 forgot what a shit feeling that was.

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

To be a woman written by Hozier is my only aspiration in life.

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

"your internet connection is unstable" ok well my internet connection can join the club

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

How do I teach my body that my fight or flight response is for life threatening situations, not answering an email
#officelife

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

Me cooking pasta just for one:

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

When I'm talking to my boyfriend but then I remember he's the guy I have a crush on so I get shy.

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

When you're getting off the train and there's people right outside of the door and you say excuse me and they move like half a step and then get offended when you need to push past them 😅 thank god it's Friday cuz I'm ready for violence.

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/LZCmK5G1wp

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

Just bought first plane tickets since January 2020 😭😍😭😍😭😍😭

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

Bed time cuddles with Remy
#adoptdontshop #ratsofinstagram #chunkyboi #remy #ratsofinstagram @ Tividale https://t.co/Cf9qZjZoSZ

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

Got my first week's rota for when I'm back at work on the 12th. It's becoming way too real 😅😅
#spoons

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

@jojobrookesx Oh really? 😅😍

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

Baby giraffes can walk within minutes after being born but sure, show me more pictures of your infant doing nothing, Carol.

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

New adventure begins 😁💕🎉😊
Can't wait to share the sock drawer with you @epictjackson
😅🥰💕
#newadventure #firstflat #movingday #meandmyman @ Tividale https://t.co/Lp0pcSgMFk

[✨ Mal ✨ @bean_named_mal]

So three weeks quarantine begins and I feel like doing my makeup all of a sudden 🤷🏼‍♀️😅