busty broad

she/her // retired internet whore

[ditto! @lovessduction]

como realmente me veo cuando leo cómo dos hombres se besan a las 3am

[Meg @heirmeg]

just cleaned the house on day 1 of my period wit stage 4 endometriosis i’ll slap the shit out a !DF soldier

[orb @strwbrysuccubus]

do you fw bitches who have a weird relationship with food and sex

[Kafka, Esq. 🧌 @metalgearobama]

You need to be smoking weed and reading wikipedia articles for at least 2 hours 3 days a week. Neuroplasticity and so on

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

When you’re so high u start to understand why people didn’t fuck with you in high school

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

The Great Gatsby spoke of this

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

can’t relate to my peers bc i have no desire to start running or backpack in Japan

[Zazzy 👄 @fw_zazzy]

and for the lady, perhaps

♡ two joints
♡ cancelled plans
♡ deep cleaned house
♡ a new series to watch
♡ and zero human interaction?

[𝑌𝑎𝑧𝑧𝑦𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑧 @yazzyvibes]

i be wanting to act mysterious but unfortunately i’m hilarious and have things to say

[mika @mikasagrada]

“2027 é daqui 3 meses”

eu, que perdi a noção do tempo desde 2019:

[blair @gthmic]

all internet discourse leads back to this

[moose🫎 @milkmetatron]

need a bone crushing hug, an orgasm that'll make me see god, and $12,000

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

Somewhere between “I can do it myself” and “why am I doing everything myself” is the entire female experience.

[aether @bluewdrift]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans and the world will continue without you.

So live a little.

[saf 🕷 @bylerwithsirens]

"why are you smiling at your phone" gay fanfiction😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i Love my gay fanfiction😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[julia @eathedocument]

any plot line where a woman backs out of having an abortion at the last minute

[justine 𐙚 @hudnose]

so many people my age that i know from high school are getting married this summer meanwhile im spending my summer tweeting about a gay hockey show and rewatching that gay hockey show for the hundred time

[busty broad @beanbagboobs]

@shaneswell I cried finishing it yesterday and then this?! I can’t handle this.