isn’t it so wild how now that im 27 we’ve all unanimously decided that it’s no longer funny to make fun of people for being close to or over 30, like phew that was a close one aha thank goodness we all made that decision together right everyone
taking a course this semester that requires me to watch movies for every assignment like noooo don’t make me watch cinematic masterpieces and write about them pleaaaase have mercy
u ever stuff an entire biscuit in ur mouth right before calling someone who usually picks up on the 5th ring but they uncharacteristically pick up on the 2nd ring & u’re not done w ur biscuit yet so they keep saying HELLO? HELLO? but the biscuit won’t let u speak???