B, CPA

Only here to vent about my poor choice in sports teams (Chicago im talking about you).Actually a CPA

[Ross Read @RossRead]

Chicago did it again this weekend.
- Pokémon GO Fest
- USA vs Germany Friendly
- Cubs vs Giants
-Greek Fest
-Ribfest
- 57th Street Art Fair
And much more….

Summertime Chi is undefeated.

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

The #USMNT defensive marking has been HORRENDOUS. Players give the ball up and don’t track back. Germany is going to go into the half with 3 minimum.

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@GovPritzker Fuck off you fat fuck. I legitimately don’t give 2 shits about where my tax dollars go to. Most of it goes to waste because of the absolute dumpster fire your government created. But we can’t keep the one fucking thing thats been a constant in peoples lives? For fuck sakes man.

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@IvyPopulist @grok @RobertJSalvador @chicago He typed this whole tweet out. And didn’t even try to check it with AI? While he has CEO of an AI company in his bio… brother 🤦🏻‍♂️

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@usmntonly @NextMexOficial I feel like strategic defense in this formation is better than trying to accommodate a weak link in the back line. Ream has held it down for the past 6 years or so. And has been a rostered player since 2010. Only thing is we haven’t done 3 in the back often this campaign.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden27 Cover:

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@thesunnyv Id argue a small region of the northwest suburbs will root for Knicks

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

Hydration breaks are such a joke. You’re an elite athlete and play this game professionally. It’s 76 degrees in Charlotte. D1 programs play in worse heat.

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@6igantuar @UtdAbzy I know. Never been a fan of it. Never understood it. Placement and pace are enough to beat the keeper. Of he makes a godly save, so be it. Control what you can control.

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

I make one tweet about shitty PKs and x throws this on my feed…. Elon wtf

[ADOLF UNIVERSE @UniverseBVB]

Notice a pattern?

[Anna @Anna_96_10]

4 years ago Argentina were playing like this in the 104th minute of a World Cup final when the score was tied, now tell me that cowardly football isn’t killing this sport

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@WestLoopTom Took the whole family for father’s day here on 2024. Solid spot. good drinks

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@MurrayHillGuy1 @_MontyBurnham_ Are mids on a bell curve typically ranging between 4 and 6 (~standard deviations away from the mean?) Or are they graded on a scale where A is 9 or higher, and B is 8 or higher? I need clarification for the slightly autistic (me)

[WestLoopTom @WestLoopTom]

Chicago recorded zero homicides over the long Memorial Day weekend. It’s the first time since 2010. MAGA definitely won’t like this.

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@captaincaleb18 Took my then gf there for her birthday. Honestly such a cool spot and by far the best omakase experience I’ve had. Caleb and Rome were the group after us which was such a bummer that we missed them by just a hair

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@chi_urbanist People get food at federales? Or am i just a degenerate?

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

My top 5 Favorite Chicago bars

1. Parrots (Lakeview)
2. Jefferson Tap (Fulton Market)
3. Kelly’s (Lincoln Park)
4. Nilda’s Place (Ukranian Village)
5. Cody’s Public House (Lakeview)

(They all either have a pool table or allow dogs)

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

My Top 5 Favorite Bars in the United States

1. Katy Trail Ice House - Dallas, TX

2. Chicken Licks - Sun Prairie, WI

3. Ear Inn - New York, NY

4. Dead Bob’s - St. Petersburg, FL

5. The Library - Oxford, MS

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

@Imakatt You gotta have breakfast so I would recommend Lou Mitchell’s

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

While, I’m glad that they were able to challenge to get the correct call and reduce Wembanyama‘s fouls back down to just two instead of three. It just gave me the idea that people could potentially use that against them.

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

First half of San Antonio against OKC. I’m starting to think that there’s a potential rules issue looming that might affect a game further down the line. The officiating hasn’t been great The Spurs were forced to use their last challenge for the entire game before the half.

[B, CPA @beancounterburn]

Teams could exploit referee tendencies for being a little too whistle happy on drives to the paint.Favoring San Antonio opponents. Forcing San Antonio to either let Wembanyama get in foul trouble early or burn their challenges in the first half and being unable to do so later