mediocrebeandip

Welcome to my personal archive of 200 IQ ideas, spicy memes, and quality OC.

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Die Hard, however, is shown every year on Christmas Eve in my household.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but Harry Potter movies are not Christmas classics.

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The creation of Uber probably significantly decreased the number of hitchhikers

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I'd kill to see #cityBoyBlonsky trending

#SheHulk

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Fr tho what kind of freak do you need to be to spend years of schooling just to become a Podiatrist??

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When you're watching a movie with your parents and they make a sex joke and your dad starts laughing but if you laugh it implies you know what sex is and you can't bare to fathom your parents seeing you in that way....

I'm 23 years old....

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With the number of times my ex appears in my dreams I feel like she's trying to contact me about my car's extended warranty ...

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Sometimes my phone will randomly connect to my soundbar if Bluetooth is on.

I'm in my bathroom with my parents in the living room looking at memes on Instagram and my heart almost stopped thinking the sound was coming from the soundbar.....

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Say what you will, but I use VS Code to do all my command line work.

Yea, "bUt ViM iS fAsTeR" this isn't a speedrun.

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Shakira is on trial for alleged tax fraud. What timeline are we living in lmfaoooo

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Kevin Feige seeing people hyped for Doctor Doom knowing he’s going to make him funny and a “one and done” villain

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"I haven't eaten anything all day.....wheres the drink menu"

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People who drink orange juice with pulp are psychopaths

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@KarenKawecki I don't own a Geiger counter....

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I want someone to take a Geiger counter into an NYC subway

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I'm going to get a label maker and start leaving messages like elden ring.

"You do not have the right, O you do not have the right"
"Why is it always mushroom"
"Praise the dog!"
"Rump ahead"

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Explain to me why it's always an "unusually high call volume"...

If it's "unusually high" every time, it's not unusual. You just have abysmal planning abilities.

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If Shakespeare was around today: Rowomeo and Juwuliette

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Adulthood is when you count liquor store purchases under "groceries" on your budget

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People always say that if you can't dance, then drink more.

I'm about to black out and still have zero ability in dancing...