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[lorena @beandipdip]

@SWEETtriniSOUL I think Trevor was blown away too 😂

[emily may @emilykmay]

i have a theory that the smartest/deepest/most insightful people absolutely love reality tv.

[lorena @beandipdip]

Elf on the shelf is weird

[lorena @beandipdip]

@auntiemo6 God damn who hurt them lol

[lorena @beandipdip]

thanks Kali Uchis for ruining the way I say sana sana colita de rana to my son

[lorena @beandipdip]

Wait it’s not even twitter anymore 🤣

[lorena @beandipdip]

why when I’m sick I want the most trashhhhh food? Like give me the least nourishing inflammatory preservative ass foods

[lorena @beandipdip]

I cant stand Awkwafina even when she’s the voice of a fucking Disney character 🥴🥴

[lorena @beandipdip]

putting on my retainers after not wearing them a week and owwwwww

[lorena @beandipdip]

@LiNAdAddy650 Idk I hate onions 🤢🤢🤢🤢 lmao

[lorena @beandipdip]

Onion wrapped in n out burger. Straight to jail.

[lorena @beandipdip]

💀💀

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Yesterday, I spent about a good two hours cooking. I’m in there slicing, dicing, sautéing, and seasoning up a storm and babbbyyy when I tell you that shit was ass!!!! I’m going to go back to leaving feeding me up to the professionals.

[lorena @beandipdip]

I wish my Apple Watch took into consideration the calories I burn by pumping and nursing 🤣🤣🤣

[lorena @beandipdip]

@kayjay90 Hahahaha one thing about Johnny and I issss we WILL sleep 🤣

[lorena @beandipdip]

I feel like Johnny and I get good sleep for being new parents. Idk if it’s because Leo is chill or because we sleep when the baby sleeps. lol

[lorena @beandipdip]

Core weak af, in physical therapy, hair falling out but we will REBUILD AND REGROW 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 lol

[lorena @beandipdip]

I haven’t had a margarita since my wedding lmaoo I need a good one.

[lorena @beandipdip]

@auntiemo6 When you look at it that way it’s really just so precious. These moments really won’t last long 😭 Sameeeee

[lorena @beandipdip]

Some days like todayyyy it’s super frustrating to not be able to get more than 15 minutes to run to the bathroom or try and eat something quickly BUT today I saw a video I really needed to see. Babies sleep so many hours a day and they sleep alone overnight and