maybe: christine

free palestine. fuck ice.

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Chris @citehchris]

hi hunter biden would you like to go to chilis with me, my treat

[maybe: christine @beaneeeeee]

After hours at my old apartment with Shrek #iykyk

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

went back to a girls apartment after a date and her roommate was smoking weed and watching bluey when we walked in

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my daily routine:
1. ????????????
2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[maybe: christine @beaneeeeee]

What’s crazy is if we would’ve just voted Trump for a consecutive term in 2020 we’d be done with him by now and could be human again

[Lumi @Lumivibes_]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate to admit this but Trump was right.

He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof.

I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[joanie @laracroftbarbie]

brazil. morocco. london to ibiza. straight to la, new york. vegas to africa.

[❀ @deallium]

self harming by always having at least a little bit of hope

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[23 @Real_27ydm]

Just here to remind you guys to give up on people. They know what they are doing.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[Ajibola @4jibola]

my prime ends at my funeral