megnado

Marlboro light 100s nd a Pacifico thx

[Matt Foreman @ForemanTaxLaw]

S Corporations are like marriage: They're forever or it's expensive and painful.

[tuck tuck tuck sahur @ag6promo]

theres someone out there about to willingly listen to 40 new drake songs in a row

[໊ @wynavira]

this wound needs more salt

[r.e @welcometo_blue]

Drake has hookah brain damage

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

The U.S. Dollar Index is back below 98, giving up all of its Iran war gains. The dollar's muted safe-haven rally in response to the war shows that its glory days are over. As dollar weakness intensifies, it will add to the existing upward pressure on oil prices and bond yields.

[ACFP (Alicia Carmody Fan Page) @yolanda_parody]

trying to stay tender hearted despite it all

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Listening to a grunge playlist at my corporate job

[megnado @beanfcker]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to try drugs

[James @takeopaul]

im replacing ai, what yall wanna know

[megnado @beanfcker]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a whore

[megnado @beanfcker]

Ending a relationship because he can’t afford to take care of you is completely valid.

[jovan @ehjovan]

santa goes to mexicans first because mexicans are purest of heart

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[megnado @beanfcker]

Adderall

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

what’s keeping you alive right now?

[megnado @beanfcker]

my ex fosho fumbled

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

My ex didn’t fumble me… he’s exactly where he wants to be.. doing exactly what he wants to do.
That’s how I keep my reality checked! I don’t lie to myself 😊

[miri @eggoslug]

you are healing and he’s balding. It’ll be okay queen