beanie 🎲

the saga of me talking to myself

[BASTARD @BASTARDPAC]

Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it.

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

dude, what.

this can’t be.

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac. A native of Newcastle upon Tyne, England, Satterley began his wrestling career in 2004 and went on to perform for wrestling organizations all over the world, captivating fans with innovative high-flying moves and incredible in-ring ability. Pac signed with All Elite Wrestling in 2019 and held multiple AEW Championships and competed in some of the most memorable matches in AEW history. Our condolences go out to Satterley’s family, friends and fans.

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

I remember someone told me I should get a nose piercing

mighty kind of them considering the state of my nose

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

life pro tip:

if you stay off of Instagram, you don’t see your crush who has no interest in you and you start to actually finish your chores and video game library

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

I didn’t get a mosquito bite all summer long and sure enough, I get two waiting on line for this damn concert

I will have my vengeance

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

“Instagram hot”… “Twitter hot”

how do I become hot in the first place

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

@Fightful

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

due to personal reasons, I will not be giving thanks this November

however, I will be giving up

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

Whirr not coming back out to play the encore is the most Whirr thing ever

they’re so good live

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

Happy 19th Birthday to the Greatest Album of All Time

Colors by Between The Buried And Me

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

only in NYC will a driver waiting a STOP SIGN beep their horn at you because you stopped in front of them ONLY because the other incoming car had no intention of slowing down

sorry for using my brain to save myself, I’ll walk into the car and get absolutely mowed down next time

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

Day 2

Day 2 of forgetting to take my allergy pill

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

yo, y’all are out of your gd mind with those Mastodon/Deafheaven/Alcest ticket prices

that is NOT okay

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

also, happy birthday @BandofNOTHING

hope you have an amazing one + weekend

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

I don’t get how people walk outside when there’s wind and their hair and jacket stays neatly in place

the second I experience the slightest wind, my hair looks like I stuck my finger in an outlet and my jacket looks like i’m trying to cosplay Batman freefalling

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

images that precede unfortunate events

today is Wednesday, September 9th, 2026

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

someone check on Hungrybox

quick

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

okay

… time to play the OG Ocarina of Time for the first time ever

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

just played Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the first time in a year and let me tell you something

it feels unbelievably satisfying to be able to press the right stick upwards to accelerate again, why did they remove this in Mario Kart World? I don’t think I can go back to that game now

[beanie 🎲 @beanie_mike]

nobody:

a man randomly after seeing you with a Gatorade: “you know you have to be careful with that? there’s something in Gatorade that makes you fat”