Alex

this is my safe space 🤧 they/he

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

Aren’t all thoughts technically intrusive?

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

@gnarllycharlie I love these so much

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

full moon tonight

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

I can’t show my students faces so I just covered them up with things I think fit their personalities but look at how adorable my co workers are I love them 🙇🏻

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

@unreghypercam_2 I’m looking 👀

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

Ngl, (lies)

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

Shifting to the other side of the couch so that there’s an equal amount of person on each side

[Samantha 🏹 @samanthakels]

it all makes sense now

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

Looking at myself drunk in the mirror like “who tf are you???” But the voice in my head sounds like cardi b for some reason

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

Every couple of months I remember twitter exists and then I can’t stfu

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

@gnarllycharlie Why unfortunately??
The only thing I’ll miss after getting top surgery is how easy it was to impress someone by making a whole bottle of hot sauce disappear under my chest flap.

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

Just did a show and tell of all the things I can hide under my boob with the person I had sex with and they thought it was awesome 😎

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

I would even sleep with them on sometimes. I would’ve rather ripped the skin off my face then admit they were fake or take them off. it was genuinely a problem and to this day I couldn’t tell you why.

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

I have to come clean about something. Throughout all of high school I wore fake glasses.. I meticulously lied to every person that even suggested they were fake.
Now I’m an adult and can’t see shit but can’t afford glasses. This is my karma and I accept it.

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

She likes Starbucks and wearing warm tone flannels with uggs and he gets all his belts from hot topic his bongs from Spencer’s

[trish @ultragloss]

stretching my back isn’t enough i need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel

[Alex @beaniegaybie]

What kind of CBT are you into??

Cognitive behavioral therapy?
Or
Cock and ball torture?

[micah🖤 ttv/skramzcave @skramzcave]

pulling up to the dodgers game today