beaniewawa

are you flirting with me?

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

How can I log this Knicks ad on Letterboxd as one of the best things I’ve watched this year

[Burrban @IglooLane]

They did it. They tipped the iceberg!

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[‏ً @ewedunega]

How it feels to post things about politics to your Instagram story

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[number #16: limit-liz ! @thedeparted_rat]

fleabag at her mother’s funeral

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

happy mysterious $9.99 charge from apple day to all who celebrate

[x - V @VictoriaEgreen]

It’s game day in the Hughnited States of America

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Either we ban AI or we reinstate Panera Suicide Beverages, I just want us to be consistent

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

I love the Irwins because they have American evangelical energy except their religion is conservation and crocodiles

[lucy @winonasfilm]

julie andrews, listen to me. don’t make unnecessary journeys. don’t take risks on treacherous roads and don’t swim in the sea!

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

your parents are upper. middle. class

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Chris Jones: “You don’t even have 100 yards.”

Jalen Hurts: “We won the fucking game. Shut your ass up.”

THAT'S OUR QB

[kendall @superiorsantina]

me realizing that everyone doesn't have to die just cause i'm irritated