🐷Captain Bean🎗

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[꩜ @gravedgf]

in my room fantasising about social interactions i will never have

[~ @7why__ydm]

is your 20s-30s supposed to be lonely or am i just a fcking loser with no friends lol

[Elias is almost an anagram for Alias @Eliasisalias]

Leon Kennedy

[Merkel🫧🩺 @merkelisart]

I hate that society has convinced me that replying to a text too fast makes me look obsessed. Like damn, I just happened to be holding my phone 😭

[Kitana ☁︎ @stickygoons]

Someone’s grandpa is gonna believe this

[worm @catboyworm]

“are you good in bed?” yeah i can sleep for 20 hours straight

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

periods should be 45mins max. release the egg and get tf outa my face

[73018019_ @73018019_]

Turn 18 and nobody knows how to act anymore

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

"En mis tiempos los celulares solían venir con audífonos gratis".

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

Condoms dont really guarantee full protection during sex. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got shot by the girls boyfriend.

[୨ৎ @cher_ayy]

sou pervertida demais pro tanto de sexo que eu não faço

[osama @0ba0sama]

Wall-E came out in 2008 and y’all still littering

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: your body not letting you cry is worse than crying

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

I hope y'all suck dick as good as y'all suck the fun out of everything my god

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you're like wow ok great I'm fuvking ugly too

[່͏ @peaknyra]

you’re required to complete 4 years of community service on wattpad before you can use ao3