jared

monkey business | ØWN THE DAY | frogs only

[jared @beanlort]

Your urge to shit increases as your distance to toilet decreases

[jared @beanlort]

https://t.co/BPmbyKvGjk

[Itz Yinzburgh @ItzYinzburgh]

Video Games in Pittsburgh 🎮 (from my second channel)

[jared @beanlort]

@deadsadie @RocketLeague Matchmaking has been terrible since free to play. I was GC before that and now with the teammates I get I’m lucky to get into champ 1. I uninstall every other week hoping they fix the servers and match marking but no change

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Auburn just a beat a “top 11 team” by 40 on Valentine’s Day man😭 who broke those boys’ hearts??

[South Carolina Men's Basketball @GamecockMBB]

Final - South Carolina 61, Auburn 101.

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

BREAKING: White House confirms Biden will not take a cognitive test as part of his upcoming physical exam.

Biden will be first U.S President in history to refuse a cognitive test.

[jared @beanlort]

Psyonix and Epic Games doing everything they can to kill this game 💯🫡

[Rocket League Esports @RLEsports]

GET HYPE! RLCS 2024 Registration is now live: https://t.co/1eyzOZTj40

➡️ Teams need to be locked by Jan 22 to compete in Open Qual #1
➡️ Full Rules Here: https://t.co/70uBmooRGQ

Broadcast info dropping next week!

[jared @beanlort]

@Toe_hair01 @MLBONFOX @FabianArdaya They make it as far as the cardinals this year

[jared @beanlort]

@growyeown Bro expiration dates are all a myth. Put there to make you buy more, that shit actually never expires

[jared @beanlort]

@growyeown Tuesdays are great for looking busy and accomplishing nothing

[Kobe @kobeyashii]

🚨 My first solo-podcast episode out on which I’ll explore whatever & as many topics as possible. Also available on Apple Podcasts & Spotify.

If you give me a listen, don’t forget to give me some feedback! If you think I suck, tell me! :)

https://t.co/jl7a23W2pn

[jared @beanlort]

@ItzYinzburgh God blessed the Steelers and let them beat the devil. Bengals ass

[jared @beanlort]

@growyeown Atta boy atta boy

[jared @beanlort]

No one cares what you think Paw

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

Do you agree with Paul Finebaum?

(via @dpshow)

[jared @beanlort]

Who cares

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A 'top dealmaker' told Variety that Marvel is 'fucked with the whole Kang angle' after seeing the #Loki S2 finale

Who knows what they meant 🤷‍♂️

[jared @beanlort]

CLOWN ACCOUNT. BRYCE YOUNG IS ASS

[JPA @jasrifootball]

𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: It’s impossible and unfair to judge #Panthers rookie QB Bryce Young this early because of how bad the Panthers’ roster is.

Fellow rookie QBs CJ Stroud, Anthony Richardson and Will Levis have all shown promise and potential during their rookie seasons, but Young has definitely had a hard time.

The Panthers offensive line and wide receivers simply aren’t good enough. Young needs more pieces around him.

[jared @beanlort]

@TheBopPops I uninstalled

[jared @beanlort]

@not_brent68 Get you a LL Bean hurricane shirt like William Byrne

[jared @beanlort]

@Toe_hair01 @UncleCharlie50 @BirdsOnTheBat13 Fat and happy now he doesn’t have to play for the bum cardinals probably

[jared @beanlort]

@growyeown They dropped down to papa johns too. Not even a local pizza joint anymore 😔