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@Instacart my shopper application is lost in the void! Help! I’ve been on waitlist since 2023 😂😂 but people in my area have been getting in within 48 hours 🤷🏼‍♀️

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@thejennybloom @CalifiaFarms Just friction burned my hands trying 2 different bottles of Noir CB. Had to settle on the pumpkin spice, that one opened! (Still delicious though 😁)

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@GToddDavis1 @dog_rates What’s he do? Nibble your bum?

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@DoodleNessa I am Griffin. I be scary shark. I love taco. Also, what be a taco? Never mind, whatever it be, I LOVE it!

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@dog_rates Griffin says: “are sharks allowed on this thread? I’m a scary shaaaark!”

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@TheAdamChance Love!!!

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@DoodleNessa Um...I just went and checked out your tweets and you are definitely my kind of fluffers. Don’t change for the haters, you do you.

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@MLMshyster have you seen this? #Poonique being super classy once again! https://t.co/0URSpgnRVS

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@dog_rates @maditran This be happy doggo with his girl

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@MLMshyster “Affectively” 🙄 Give me strength

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@notquiteold This is Griffin. He doesn’t chase the ball. He chases the dog that chases the ball, cuz that’s more fun. Even if he gets to it first he doesn’t pick it up. He’s all about the friends.

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@notquiteold @SladeWentworth Kelly 2020
Don’t lick your brother’s dink!

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@Deligracy This is Griffin. One year old goofy pupper of indeterminate breed. Breed much debated, but pupper much loved!

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@OhNoSheTwitnt

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Strange women, lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. But maybe that’s where we are at now 🤷🏼‍♀️ #montypython #TrumpResign

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@CruisinSoozan I made a llama hooded scarf!

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@MLMshyster @brookehouts Not only that, but the pure hatred that showed on your face before shoving him away was chilling.The change in your countenance was scary and I could literally see your true feelings for that sweet boy written all over your face. Treats/toys alone aren’t love. Actions mean more.

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@pinkvictim_ @TakeThatToxins And I was distracted by how many times she used the word “gunk”. I read it so many times now it sounds weird. Gunk gunk gunk. 🙄

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@Soren_Ltd “Come On Eileen” because I’m a nerd like that.

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@MLMshyster Haha, I found a similar one the other day! I had to screen shot it because the resounding “no’s” made me giggle.