ben

poopman jones, cpa

[ben @beanmachine4855]

Biggest crime from last night is that Josh hart had the worst miss in nba history and it’s now forgotten

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@LillianaFuture I’d like to think so but feel free to fact check me on it

[ben @beanmachine4855]

Flight gets delayed as the clock strikes 12 hours on my O’hare residence. Looking into real estate in terminal 2

[ben @beanmachine4855]

Sources close to the subject are telling me that Yaxel lendeborg is at the McDonald’s at ohare terminal 3. Only 7 more hours until my flight

[ben @beanmachine4855]

Fell asleep at the gate and missed my flight by 7 minutes. No one is doing it like me

[ben @beanmachine4855]

Woke up at 5:49 for a 6am flight

[ben @beanmachine4855]

The “x World Cup team is staying in rural America omg” gimmick is tired I’ll say it

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@captnfuggs @aaron_heisen Not sure if we get to 18 wins

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@ellis_platten Surely you can get a little closer there lads

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@JackLoder_ Typa guy you don’t trust

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@Dope5Ive Genuine question, what is mdrrr? I keep seeing it in French tweets because it doesn’t get translated

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@John_Fanta Unkempt, tan Fanta has me a little worked up

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@JonesJaden17609 12 free beers every night could put my unborn triplets through college

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@racjac24 where was he ashing it? Presumably he had an ashtray guy but would be funny if he was just dropping on the sideline

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@captnfuggs @ryanhammer09 probably an overestimation of our powers but I don't hate it

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@Yesitsrobharvey Get ready to learn 20% added gratuity, buddy

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@gracecamille_ Starting to think this cat doesn’t know how to ride a bike either

[ben @beanmachine4855]

Did cherki dirty my goodness

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

L’équipe !

[ben @beanmachine4855]

@JackLoder_ @fl0ydsg Not buying it