Ashley

She/Her. Really just trying to live in that nature witch aesthetic. Nice to meet you!~

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

My engine breaking down literally two minutes into me driving to work after getting no sleep is either divine intervention or the universe actively telling me to throw myself off a cliff

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

New Dream Unlocked: Me, Donal Finn, and Ewan Mitchell all locked in the same room where I’m the level of wine drunk that makes me the sexiest woman in the room

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

I also foolishly thought that there was going to be a performance of Chess tonight at the tonys so now I’m about to make it everyone’s problem

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

I had to remind myself that Schmigadoon winning means there’s a chance that Season 3 is back in play to keep my anger in check for The Lost Boys losing

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

The concept of Darren Criss and Daniel Radcliffe being in the same room always wilds me out because what do you mean there’s two harry potters at the Tony’s

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

You ever see an actor and say, “I just KNOW you’re gonna be a cool looking old guy one day.”

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

bro at some point, we’re gonna need someone to tell the ‘what does the fox say’ guys to get back into the studio

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘RESIDENT EVIL - VERONICA’ has been announced.

Releasing in 2027.

[Make Some Noise @MakeSomeNoiseDO]

🌈

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

This woman saved Star Wars. Without her there would be no Star Wars. She went in and re-cut the trench run scene so it actually made sense after Lucas showed it to a bunch of people and they laughed at it. Seriously a legend. May the force be with you. Thank you.

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

No wonder why her tweets have been my mantras for the last three months. She’s a Gemini. Game recognizes game.

[MTV @MTV]

Wishing a Happy Birthday to the beautiful @reiamimami 🌟🎂

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

Don’t worry queen, you’ll never have to hide your true self when you’re with me. I bark at hot men too. 🙂‍↕️

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

This is what I mean when I say I like a good slow burn romance

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

I think it says a lot about me that I used all my credits in the arcade on a claw machine because I clocked that there was a Magikarp in there and I wasn’t going to leave my vacation without him

[erika @yeeeerika]

yes i'm a patron of the arts i go to da movies

[SpursMuse @spurs_muse]

ELMO JUST SAW A BUTTERFLY

[Ashley @beanprincess27]

When the CCO sends out a mass email on unpaid time off and you can hear the saxophones getting louder

[nouf @unbothereader]

girlies be like “my comfort character”, and it is the most traumatized character in the book.