Ben Risma

See you at bus 142

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

@BOSS_soHARD It would be like sending your kid to Walsh. The enemy is always the enemy. Sad to see. #justakidfromakron

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

Slip through the Slot and go away #SlotOut

[Guster. @Gustertweets]

Bark bark, I went on a walk the other day... That's my exercise for the year.

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

I called 73-9, but there was no ring #stephlost #warriorsstillsuck @ayeshacurry #divorcehim

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

Update: tweeting @AmericanAir doesn’t help at all. I spoke with someone over the phone and they said “we’ll do our best to get you within 300 miles of your original destination” #lol I’ve heard @BarstoolBigCat has similar feelings about @AmericanAir #help

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

Does tweeting @AmericanAir really help your chances at getting a new flight booked after it was canceled #vacationruinedbecauseofcanceledflight #hopeful #fingerscrossed

[de Volkskrant @volkskrant]

Vol ongeloof grijpt Mathieu van der Poel (24) naar zijn helm als hij uit kansloze positie winnend de eindstreep van de Amstel Gold Race passeert. Even later ligt hij languit op het wegdek, omringd door een kolkende haag van cameraploegen en fotografen
https://t.co/0wZqGxxicU

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

@loganthompson26 tell the back row i said hi!!!!

[Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France @parisroubaix]

💥 The big attack came from 🇸🇰 @petosagan this year again!

💥L’attaque principale est venue de 🇸🇰 @petosagan cette année encore !

📸 A.S.O. / P.Ballet

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

anyone @soccershotsclt need seconds from dinner??? #658trivia

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

Robert Craft once asked me for a massage #658trivia

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

@soccershotsclt y’all need anything #658trivia i’m not asking any questions about your requests tonight...

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

three loaves of bread, two pounds of bread, one borch wedding. columbus always treats me right

[Vampire Weekend @vampireweekend]

Harmony Hall & 2021 out Thursday. For now, here’s 120 Minutes of Harmony Hall Guitars. https://t.co/CbHeRB4xeo

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

vampire thursday!!!!

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

@Spotify how many times do i have to give the thumbs down to blind pilot for you to stop playing them

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

when will spotify change back to their old colored logo

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

new year new toothbrush #tweet

[Ben Risma @beanrisma]

i wish coffee shops took their toilet paper offerings as serious as their milk offerings #singleplynogood #tpoverdairy

[Charlotte Women's Tennis @CharlotteWTen]

Former All-American @BrokeBlender Added to @Charlotte49ers Staff

Full release: https://t.co/tRQiI8gmO6

#GoldStandard