Jacob

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[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

@jzux they gave me a free pack of strawberries the other day!

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

born to be a mascot, raised to be a barista :/

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

basketball is beautiful

[Esfandiar Baraheni @JustEsBaraheni]

4 guards.
4 teams.
1 championship.

“This is a bigs world.”

A mini video essay on the prevailing theme of the Conference Finals.

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

@peytasse happrens to the best of us

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

it’s 11am in the bushwick black seed and i just shared a bagel w your girl sloppy-style

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

it’s 10am in the nolita black seed and your girl just waived at me

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

starting to think they only love me for my serenity :/

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

happy to announce i’ll be serenity-maxing in 2025 please try to keep up

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

gonna dress up as this guy for halloween next year

[Jone @windbreakergod]

Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

it’s 10am in the nolita black seed and your girl just waived at me

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

@PoshOpossum hang this shit in the louvre 😂😂

[jonny @suitejonny]

Maria Hernandez Park in Bushwick, Brooklyn 😍

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

shoutout to john, my current situation-based friendship. may we share several beers and have one glorious night of pool where we run the table for two hours as doubles partners 🤞🏼

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

it’s not about the girls you go out with. it’s about the boys you meet along the way (her best friend’s bf that you have to hang out with for a couple hours every once in a while).

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

until that beautiful moment a few months later when you run into each other on the street or at a bar. you lovingly embrace, ask each other how you’ve been, and then realize you ultimately never had that much in common to begin with. another friendship lost in the wind.

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

it’s not about the girls you go out with. it’s about the boys you meet along the way (her best friend’s bf that you have to hang out with for a couple hours every once in a while).

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

there’s truly nothing like the low-stakes friendship built between two guys who are seeing best friends. the mutual understanding that every moment should be cherished bc you never really know when one of you will be cut out of the other’s life forever.

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

@cassharris who’s to say?

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

welp, time to fuck around and be myself

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

the final stage of enlightenment is recognizing that the line between real life and a bit is so infinitely fine that it is, for nearly all intents and purposes, nonexistent.

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

@Jayislate life is beauty

[Jacob @beans_a_la_mode]

big if true

[amir @blumenfeld]

We’re closer to 2030 than 2018.

Thoughts?