Mark Preston-Smith 🌲

West of Ireland via London and Dublin

[Mark Preston-Smith 🌲 @beans_irl]

@ColinByrne7708 Press x to doubt

[frye @___frye]

stackoverflow is a ghost town now. it’s like walking through an abandoned liminal space. the top question from the past month has 78 upvotes and is titled “how can i avoid using LLMs as a software developer”

[Mark Preston-Smith 🌲 @beans_irl]

Force-feeding you Music For Airports at the CNC Music Factory

[Mark Preston-Smith 🌲 @beans_irl]

@neillbforan @dunnesstores @SimplyBetterDS Dig in! 😞

[Deuce Boogaloo @305Independent]

@WiggerMaggot "We have uneducated numbskulls seeing evil and then justifying it just because the person committing evil looks a bit like them."

[妹尾 @senoo_man]

試しに1週間禁煙したことあるが、たしかにご飯は2倍美味くなったが、たばこはどうなん？と思って吸ったら85倍美味くて辞められんかった

[descriptive display name that is way too long and @mrgracemugabe]

You wake up. You are Staff Sgt Gnome Hamburger. You are getting your photo taken for the army in one month. Do you think to yourself “with a name like Hamburger maybe I shouldn’t look like a fat idiot for my photo?” No. You are Israeli and the entire world revolves around you.

[Mark Preston-Smith 🌲 @beans_irl]

High-vis never stopped anyone driving like a prick, though

[Mark Preston-Smith 🌲 @beans_irl]

The Orb featuring Lee Scratch Perry - Soulman (Official Video) https://t.co/y2jrcLiblT via @YouTube

[Mark Preston-Smith 🌲 @beans_irl]

Muybridge showed this years ago

[ささのき @sasanoki_take]

馬の走り方ってこんなだっけ…？

[Ken Ishii ケンイシイ @K_Ishii_70Drums]

テクノは老若全性別全人種のものですよ。

[すけちゃん @AgingAnarchist]

板前のころモンゴル人の弟子が基本を無視した盛りつけをしていたので注意すると「ここは日本じゃない。オレはオレのスタイルでやる」と彼に反論されてハッとした。「そうだ。ここはアメリカだった。伝統ばかりにこだわっていたら新しいものは生まれない」と思ったけどなんかむかついたので殴りました。

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

“There’s no peace in the Middle East bc Palestinians refuse to believe in the Torah. The Torah says it’s our [Jews] land. And that’s why America must always stand with Israel.”

Wow. He just came right out and said it.

[Jen Wood - est optimum simpliciter @unojen_wood]

If France popped over to the UK & decided that from Kent to the Thames was now a 'buffer zone', put their solders on the ground & started blowng up the area while demanding the inhabitants move that would be called a military invasion & self defence would be put into play.

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

guy who opposes Russia taking 20% of Ukraine because of international law but supports Israel taking 20% of Lebanon

[TikTok民俗学 @mujo_to]

土嚢キャッチボールに勤しむおじさんたち＠中国の公園

[DS @DorkSirjur]

Time for 90 minutes of one of the very, very best now, 28 years ago:

This is the great Andrew Weatherall (RIP) - BloodSugar 2 Mix, February 1998

'Bloodsugar' was a dub techno and deep house project by Andrew Weatherall and Dave Harrow that ran from 1996 to 2001. The first mix was his 96 Essential mix, and this is number two in the series. Proper dub techno on this. Tracklist in comments.

Reminder that all mixes uploaded here today go on my Kofi for download tonight.

👇🔥👇

[土井 源 @doi_gen]

一枚の紙から切らずにニホンザル親子を折りました。
#折り紙