Apple Bottom Beans 📈

Investor 📈 - “Crashed & burned on the first one. It wasn't pretty. - And the second? - I don't know, but it's looking good so far.” 😉

[Apple Bottom Beans 📈 @BeansBottom]

👏🏻😀

[Dan O'Dowd @RealDanODowd]

Watch @Tesla self-driving v14.3.3 try to make an illegal right turn on red.

The latest and greatest version of @ElonMusk’s defective self-driving software still can’t follow the basic rules of the road. It should be banned.

[Stonk King ((((🌕)))) @StonkKing4]

$TSLA suddenly veered off road, crashed into home

🤡 Tesla vehicle also ran over light post before crashing into home

🤡 people (light posts and homes) on public roads DO NOT consent to being part of Tesla deadly defective software experiment

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The market right now

[Dan O'Dowd @RealDanODowd]

Watch @Tesla self-driving in the Netherlands mistake a bicycle lane for a driving lane, forcing the driver to disengage to avoid driving off the road!

@ElonMusk your defective software should be banned.

[Barchart @Barchart]

Roughly 20% of all U.S. tax revenue is used to pay interest on debt, approaching an all-time high 🚨 Probably Fine? 🤔

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Yes, he posted it.
Yes, it’s real.

Yes, He honestly thinks this is a flex.

We are ruled by the dumbest fucking people in America.

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Wharton School of Business!

[Stonk King ((((🌕)))) @StonkKing4]

$TSLA killed 2 more motorcycle riders

💀 TWO motorcycle riders killed by Tesla cybertruck

💀 Where were Tesla advanced safety features and automatic emergency braking (AEB) to prevent this?

[Stonk King ((((🌕)))) @StonkKing4]

$TSLA suddenly veered off road, crashed into tree, erupted in flames 🔥 (of course)

🔥 update: 8 acres surrounding vegetation burned

🔥 Tesla occupant burned, airlifted to hospital

🔥 Tesla driver trapped inside burning vehicle; VERY LUCKY nearby person pulled her out 🙏

[Barchart @Barchart]

Margin Debt as a % of M2 is now at its 2nd highest level in history, just behind the Dot Com Bubble 🚨🚨

[Stonk King ((((🌕)))) @StonkKing4]

$TSLA suddenly veered off road, crashed into tree, erupted in flames 🔥 (of course)

🔥 Driver trapped by Tesla death doors, while fire erupted

🔥 Nearby park ranger pulled her out before emergency crews arrived

🔥 Tesla vehicle fire burned 5 acres of surrounding vegetation

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

This is why he’s the stupid people’s president and smart people don’t like him.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

TRUMP FAMILY REPORTEDLY POCKETED $500 MILLION FROM CRYPTO VENTURE AS INVESTORS TOOK HEAVY HITS

TRUMP-LINKED CRYPTO PROJECT GENERATED $500 MILLION FOR FAMILY WHILE INVESTORS FACED SHARP LOSSES

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

CNN: TRUMP HAS DECLARED AN IRAN DEAL 'IMMINENT' 37 TIMES, YET NO AGREEMENT HAS BEEN REACHED