Brooks Cram

" You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys in 4th grade walking into PE and seeing dodgeball’s lined up in the gym

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Shotgun celly is absolute nails

[Stanley Robertson @StanRobSports]

BREAKING: The SEC has released a statement on the officiating crew from last night’s Alabama-Georgia game.

The crew has been suspended indefinitely, effective immediately.

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

“Would you really think I was crazy if we looked ahead to the 2028 draft and said those are the first two guys taken?”

—@ReceDavis on Alabama QB Keelon Russell and Mississippi State QB Kamario Taylor 🤔

(via @PatMcAfeeShow)

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

“I didn’t know there was [footage] when I told Tua that he was going in at halftime for Jalen.”

Nick Saban on never-before-seen footage in his upcoming documentary 👀

(via @RichEisenShow)

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

"WE SMOKED 16 OF 17 CIGARS WHEN WE PLAYED YOU ALL."

Coach Saban set the crowd up 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Alabama just executed the tip drill to PERFECTION

[. @wydlamar]

Adrien Broner’s barber was thinking smart, when instead of charging Adrien Broner for his haircut, he asked for a promo post knowing AB has a huge fanbase and could bring in more customers 🫩👀

“Hey umm instead of that money for the cut, I know you got a big fanbase, you think you can post the shop, like a 2 hours post, it don’t gotta be no 24 hours”

“Nahh gng, I’ll just post this MF on my story, I don’t be tripping about shi like that gng”

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

A college student in Texas broke his wrist and ordered an Uber instead of an ambulance because of the cost.

His driver refused payment, stayed with him at the hospital for 6 hours, and missed a day of work so he wouldn’t be alone.

7 years later, they’re still friends. ❤️

[Felipe Dumas @PhoeboBuffay]

RIP Tim Curry

[Tolkien Universe @Tolkienuniverse]

During the filming of The Lord of the Rings Viggo Mortensen:

• Refused to use fake swords and requested to use a real one.

• Spent hours training off-camera.

• Sometimes disappeared into the forests of New Zealand to practice fencing alone, with the sword over his shoulder.

• Slept in his campaign tent and took care of his own horse.

• Fished in the river between takes to stay in character.

• Broke several bones and continued acting without breaking role.

Viggo Mortensen never acted, he was truly Aragorn.

[Rookie Watch @RookieWatxh]

TRENDING: Keelon Russell has one of the MOST BEAUTIFUL releases you’ll ever see.

One NFL scout reportedly believes there’s “shades” of Jayden Daniels (Commanders QB) to Russell’s game.

Russell is reportedly “pulling away” in Alabama’s battle for QB1 😳🔥

[KC 👑 @KingClps]

N3on didn't realize he had just MET one of the most POWERFUL BILLIONAIRES in Tijuana, Mexico.. 😲🇲🇽

"If you get in trouble, call me. Remember, in Mexico it's who you know"

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

This scene still holds the title for the most geometrically impossible long-distance sniper shot in film history.

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Alabama’s 31 yard touchdown on 4th and goal against Auburn to win the game in 2023.

College Football is back in 31 days!

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

There’s a scene at the end of The Return of the King where the hobbits are sitting at their local bar. Only they know what they accomplished.

They quietly sip their beers while the rest of the Shire goes about their business like nothing ever happened.

Because for them, nothing did happen.

That scene pretty much sums up coming home from deployment better than any war movie ever has.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

This 23-year-old Little League umpire, James Farque, has been umpiring since he was 13. He’s never made a penny from it and has volunteered the entire time. Now, he just got the call to umpire at the Little League World Series next month.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

I don’t think people realize how absurd this is. Scottish runner Josh Kerr just broke the mile world record in 3:42.66, an average speed of 16.2 mph. Most people couldn’t even briefly reach that speed, let alone sustain it for an entire mile.

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Bro’s working day and night to make people forget he was in Twilight.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

8 weeks away. Here's every Julio Jones touchdown at Alabama.