Bean Shwartz

Founder & Chairman

[Bean Shwartz @BeanShwartz]

Your fish head Asian husband doesn’t have ballsack like this!!!!

[The AhaAssassin @TMurph59]

@_willcompton This is something you should hear @_willcompton

[Fixed Income Guy (top 0.1% on bloomberg) @FICMBondTrader]

“And… and… *sniff* .. she took out her massive cannons .. and told me to suck her toes instead of my fish face wife’s” https://t.co/MpsWb7hdP6

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Deloitte’s CEO finding out his accountants have been pouring chemicals into the river

[Bean Shwartz @BeanShwartz]

Arch dukes better look tf out

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Germany says it plans to build Europe’s most powerful military by 2039.

[Bean Shwartz @BeanShwartz]

#tigers agent getting the call:

[Bean Shwartz @BeanShwartz]

@unusual_whales Put Pam bondi in tombs and throw away the keys

[Bean Shwartz @BeanShwartz]

@unusual_whales But it took them 20 years to stop doing business with Epstein and Affiliates.

[Darren of Plymouth @DarrenPlymouth]

“Hey, don't call me a cynic but I'm starting to think these blood drinking, moloch worshipping pedophiles who run our government might not have our best interests in mind.”

- Norm Macdonald

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

With Zuck’s move to Florida, California’s total taxable wealth from billionaires has plummeted to well under $1T from over $2T just a few weeks ago.

The loss of this tax revenue was totally avoidable but is now forever. All because Gavin Newsom stood motionless as this stupidly written bill, from a fringe union and a handful of socialist academics with an axe to grind, meandered its way into the public conversation without any action from him and freaked everyone out.

These were all people that were paying 13%+ in state income tax every year WITH NO COMPLAINTS UNTIL A FEW WEEKS AGO.

And now, for the rest of time, the lost tax revenues from these folks will have to be paid for by the middle class because they are the only group left in California large enough that you can tax to fill the hole.

He’s forsaken the middle class instead of managing the budget, managing the deficit, eliminating even a portion of California’s gargantuan waste and abuse. He could have done any of these things at any point over the past 7+ years.

But he was silent.

And now California’s budget will implode and he wants to run for President.

Insane.

[Karl K. Wuckert @KarlWuckert]

Real.

[Bean Shwartz @BeanShwartz]

@exec_sum 😂

[Luke D. Ismas 🏗️🌎 @luke_d_ismas]

@propublica

[Bean Shwartz @BeanShwartz]

@EndWokeness Conquered land**

[Andrew Brightbart @brightbar97089]

@iAnonPatriot

[Forrest Knight @ForrestPKnight]

Honestly, Ben Affleck actually knowing AI and the landscape caught me off guard, but as a writer, makes sense.

Great takes across the board.

[Kinoblade Chronicles X @kinocopter]

@piersmorgan Nice larp Piers, but we could take over Britain within 48 hours if we wanted and there is nothing you could do about it. Luckily for you, we are sick and tired of invading Islamic nations.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

What I like about this is that it’s low risk. Basically nothing can go wrong.

[Bean Shwartz @BeanShwartz]

@DefiantLs We captured that hairline too gottttt damn

[Jack Maxey @JackMaxey1]

@ggreenwald They forget the purpose of the 2nd at their peril.