Mama Laur

MVP of the losing team. (she/her)

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

when Martha Stewart described kissing a stranger during her honeymoon inside a cathedral as an "emotional, spontaneous moment" and had her boyfriend send the private jet to pick her up from prison, that's when I knew the thug life chose her

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

i’m literally that girl outside the eras tour when taylor played exile

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[mimi @schmimsi]

ego death all the time. bachelorette party occasionally.

[Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks]

What a day to be a fan of Hayley Williams. Donning rose coloured glasses to sing “who knew the hard times were the good ol’ days”. The levels of lore. The Drunk in Love surfbort. The Silver Springs reference. The hideous implications. Miss PARAMOUR?! Amazing I did anything today.

[🦢 @meishato]

“i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection

[Mama Laur @beansinmybed]

Why does selling clothes at buffalo exchange feel like a humiliation ritual?

[bug girl @buggirl]

no girl ur right ur so much better than me for being devastated by the loss of a pro-gun, pro-genocide, anti-abortion, anti-lgbt+, anti-immigrant, anti-empathy, violently racist transphobic, and misogynistic white supremacist whose whole job was reviving the hitler youth. my bad

[delphine 🛸 @seeitinmymind]

just a year ago taylor york and hayley williams were lovingly gazing into each other’s eyes right in front of me while playing the only exception WHAT HAPPENED

[Mama Laur @beansinmybed]

Wasn’t going to drink tonight but then my close personal friend Taylor Swift got engaged.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Canceled all my plans

[Brody @britmebaby]

Anytime I say I’m a fan of Britney Spears and someone says “But have you seen her now?😔” I’m like ohhhh thank you for letting me know we won’t get along and you’re weird

[jynx @jynxbby]

turns out i wasn't depressed, i just had a loser boyfriend

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Having a big purse opens up an incredible world. I had small purses for so long. It wasn’t the same life I am able to live now. And I didn’t even realize at the time, all the things I couldn’t hold

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

You belong with me.
💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

[Alexis Nikole Nelson @blackforager]

“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork