Culer Pepper Pooper

FC Barcelona. Here for football tactics and analysis.
Sarcasm in bits and pieces.

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@_Dissentient_ Hope thats the case and he truly has developed it, but it looked like the wall just broke apart. Now if that was a part of the plan, chefs kiss indeed

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@11synergy Same here bro, I have gained 15 pounds since Flicks arrival.

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What has my barca become? Quality all over the pitch and the bench. Really excited for this season. Let's go!! Visca Barça!!

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@newreyreal2 @omarabdalla0

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@NealGardner_ Wait, there's city fans?

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@NealGardner_ Please dont jinx 😭

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Cubarsi, my word, what a player!! Take a bow, son. Conceded just one goal and so many line breaking passes. Dear Flick, please use him well next season. I dont want to see him exposed again!

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Will the owners of a blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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@MoHFW_INDIA @JPNadda @PMOIndia @narendramodi @AnupriyaSPatel @mpprataprao @PIB_India @MIB_India @DDNewslive @airnewsalerts @AyushmanNHA Ayush is a scam and doesn't need any more reach. Stop funding pseudoscience and focus on real Medicine. Ministry of health is led by a quack.

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@Barcaplace @NealGardner_ Would we call it an upset?

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@Rohit_Rocker @Nher_who Acting isn't an official sport in Olympics, but I'm sure they can make one up;)

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That should have been a blatant yellow. How has ref not cautioned Romero?

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Got a feeling that England is going to have a great run at the world cup this time.

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Random thought but I could see Arteta coaching Spain some day.

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@DrSJaishankar @elinavaltonen What progress? How far you are up mOdi's bum?

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Am I the only one who doesn't want Barca to sign Alvarez? Feels expensive and doesn't really solve a problem. Excited for Gordon though!

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@PMOIndia A real PM would post a link to the report that says this, not some shady biased news channel. Total jhumla

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@PMOIndia Using the word 'partly' to full advantage. Taking credit where no credit is due. What about immense funds going to fraud Ayush Ministry? Surely they could be put to better use?

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@MoHFW_INDIA @PMOIndia @JPNadda @AnupriyaSPatel @mpprataprao @PIB_India @MIB_India @DDNewslive @airnewsalerts @mygovindia Are Ayurvedic products harmful to the liver? Are they not peddled by the sister Ministry of AyUSh?

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Baena bloody hell, what a miss! Sums up the season for him. Hope to see more from him next season.