Ava Cairl

thin waist, big bank

[alyx! 🌟🐾🎱 @whinymike]

chicago cubs showing hole on pride night ❤️

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

What celebrity would be most likely to send me $1500?

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“Why do Donald Trump and Ru Paul have opposite catchphrases, “you’re fired” and “you better work bitch” - the wonderful mind of Isha Mishani Pati

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

“I look like I can jump high asf” - Lainey

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Who is on aux for @goldenglobes because they are the funniest person ever I think

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

Taylor swift watched Girls Trip then wrote “Wood”

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

@alainaadesiree True

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

I love Ethan Hawke so much. Hope he never does anything weird or freaky.

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

Just so @DrinkAriZona knows. @Potbelly is selling your price stabilized products for 3 times more.

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

Vampire trumps the law- Hayden

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

My boyfriend once said “I have to piss like a racehorse” and I’d never heard that before. But it’s my favorite saying

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

One of the best things ever spoken by Chris Pratt in possibly his best role

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

You’re not bitchy, but you’re right there in that neighborhood

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

Jude watching Catching Fire:
“If I was a sweat at the hunger games, I’d be pissed”

[not jude @deaconbluesII]

Baja Blast Johnny Walker type of night. Johnny Walker Teal

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

@alainaadesiree GUYS I PROMISE THERE IS CONTEXT YOURE MISSING

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

@HaydenCWelch Degrassi inspired quote

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It’s not a break up, it’s a break down pfft pah chhh pfft pfft pachuh

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

Hourglass

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@_somello_ @CairlMaddy I liked it to get her there. It was a good comment

[Ava Cairl @beanycairl]

Guys if you miss me, it’s okay, you’ll see me in the morning