korn on the kob

full time chismosa

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

27 dollars for a french dip???? california i pray you sink

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

had a dream about my ex so i stayed asleep a little longer to have more time together. i don’t even mourn him as a partner anymore but as someone who used to be my best friend

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

gotta fart so fucking bad and this man’s hand is resting on my toosh i’m about to make that hand combust!

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

all the food is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is my pussy

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

driving back home i’m so excited to see my lil boo that puts my toes in his mouth and eats my box like it’s his last meal on earth:,)

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

im being loved so mexicanly recently all i can say is that i deserve this so much :,)

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

nervy for my tattoo appointment bc last time we made out nasty style and i didn’t even know he was rockin with me like that

[BONES @TeamSESH]

I TOOK THAT BITCH TO BUC-EE’S
YOU TOOK HER TO TURKS AND CAICOS

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

getting a tattoo and it’s actually the last thing i would want to be doing rn

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

why is this bitch mad at me??? HE SAID GO FIND SOMEONE BETTER???? i’m just doing as i’m told

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

trin has 8 toes since birth and i’m just finding out now

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

Shaved everything in case trin lets me smooch her tonight

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[v² @heavyonthefent]

idgaf what he doing

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

i’m so good at multitasking (talking to multiple men at the same time)

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

i was correct it did

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

bush on bush missionary w/ eye contact would save me rn

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

I GOT HEALTH INSURANCE LETS GOOOO

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

bush on bush missionary w/ eye contact would save me rn

[korn on the kob @beanyweenies1]

sorry besties bad news i have a migraine and cancelled on my date tonight