la patty

book me to be your mom at birthday parties (ig: beapattyy)

[la patty @beapattyy]

plus i'm off a red bull and a bomb ass workout 🥲

[la patty @beapattyy]

currently have a knot in my throat cus i'm watching my favorite winnie the pooh movie 🥺 i miss being a kid

[la patty @beapattyy]

i don't wanna work out 🥺

[la patty @beapattyy]

people are mad because china invented ice cream that doesn't melt 💀

[la patty @beapattyy]

tomando

[la patty @beapattyy]

dude allergies fucking suck.
i don't wanna do anything 😵‍💫

[la patty @beapattyy]

i walked into a smoke shop cus i just needed a lil cheap pipe to smoke really quick and i tell the guy i need a cheap pipe so he's like 3$? and i'm like yeah cheapest one u got and this dude hands me a crack pipe

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

if you ever been takin a shit and reversed it go ahead and put 🏳️‍🌈 in ya bio playboi

[la patty @beapattyy]

con la marilyn ❤️‍🔥

[la patty @beapattyy]

hehehe

[la patty @beapattyy]

i don't want to work today 😎

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

the lady at on the flight behind me just said: “I’m one glass away from bringing up a bunch of shit from three years ago” to her man. LMAO AYO

[👁👅👁 @fernvndooo]

OH MY GOD??????????😭😭😭😭😭

[la patty @beapattyy]

i ordered the wrong color crocs but now i kinda like them 😇

[la patty @beapattyy]

people actually don't wash their crocs? 😰😰😰 and i'm over here stressing cus i haven't washed mine in 2 weeks lmao.

[la patty @beapattyy]

bro wtf is going on in the weeknd's save your tears video??? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE RAVEN WHEN SHE ATE MUSHROOMS AND HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION.

[naser☠ @grimripeer]

This still gets me

[la patty @beapattyy]

and i'm outside now but fuck that i'm not gonna clock in right now and then lose that time by taking a stupid lunch. I HATE 5 HR SHIFTS.

[la patty @beapattyy]

got called in 2 hours early (7:30) but i was like FUCK THAT cus number 1 i had to to to the shop and it opens at 8 and i wasnt gonna have time to go after work and number 2 cus it's not my home store so it's a longer drive 😗