Bald Uncle Mike

Husband, step-father, son, brother, and uncle. Fan of sports pretty much all Utah teams. Try ReBet referral code U-MIC-96T-YJ

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

Hi there! I just launched a fundraiser to help my dad get a new truck. His old truck finally gave out after years of helping others, and with your support, he can get back to lending a hand and making a difference. #gofundme #rsl #dad https://t.co/w8zNSLrIUi

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Tyler Adams and Raul Jimenez star in one of the best football commercials you'll ever see. Reminiscent of iconic early 2000s ⚽ ads.

I’m dying with Channing Tatum as Erling Haaland’s stunt double. 💀

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

@JJWatt @realsaltlake JJ, Gozo and Luna for $50 million…. Each.

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

Hey y’all I’m looking to do something. Please give me a follow on instagram and TikTok.
https://t.co/wZPawpsAtE

[Sleeper Football @SleeperFooty]

Get ready to have Bosnia's World Cup anthem stuck in your head all day... 🤣

"I am from Bosnia, take me to America" 🎵

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Jim Carrey once completely forgot his lines while filming a jeep scene in the jungle for Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995). Instead of cutting the scene, he stayed in character and randomly started singing “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang” while driving through the jungle.

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

@stuholden during Gunna performance.
#USMNT @FOXSoccer

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

@FOXSports @RobStoneONFOX @landondonovan @AlexiLalas Bruce called... Poch... emails... We are getting grouped.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

They did, it was called America

[Hayden Nielsen @royalriothayden]

Diego Luna was a major part of getting the U23s to the Olympics. part of a squad that worked their asses off. Then he was one of the biggest snubs.

Now he was the face of USA last summer, used in marketing EVERYWHERE for the World Cup. Only to be left home once again. #RSL

[USMNTTAKES @USMNTTAKES]

Diego Luna being plastered all over the media promoting the USMNT just for him not to be going to the World Cup is kind of wild tbh

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

@AlexiLalas Ticket prices

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

@danfarnsey or any other lawn gurus. What’s going on with my grass here? No idea what kind of grass I have. Also, how can I find out what kind I have?

[Real Salt Lake @realsaltlake]

Once the scoring started, we couldn’t be stopped

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

So stoked this is a home game so I can listen to @DavidDJJames instead of listening to @AppleTV play by play butcher all the names… Gozo is somehow Goso?? #MLS #RSL #RSLVHOU

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

On the next episode of @bobdoessports @Cutsysays slams his hater into the bunger… after yet another bogey…

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨⛳️🤼‍♂️ #WATCH — The SoFi Center, home of Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy’s TGL Golf League, hosted AEW’s Fairway to Hell last night.

Was the bunker raked after this?

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump took $59 million from 590,000 Americans for a phone that may never exist.

Then quietly updated the terms:

“No guarantee a phone will be produced or sold.”

The crypto coin. The sneakers. The Bible. The gold card. The ballroom. The phone.

Every single time the same pattern.

Take the money. Change the terms. Walk away.

[Average Basketball Players @avgbballplayers]

BREAKING: NBA legend Greg Ostertag has been elected as mayor of Mt. Vernon, Texas 🎉

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

SHADY AF

Tennessee Republicans are now trying to eliminate the requirement to notify voters when their polling place changes during this gerrymandering mess.

Ask yourself one question:

If everything is fair and legitimate, why would they need to make it HARDER for voters to know where to vote?

Because they know exactly what they’re doing. Chaos and confusion is how they win.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🇺🇸BREAKING: Someone placed a $920 million crude oil short at 3:40 AM.

70 minutes later Axios reported the US and Iran were close to a deal.

Oil dropped 12%.

The trade made $125 million in profit.

Minutes after that Iran launched the “Persian Gulf Strait Authority” and oil surged 8%.

$760 million placed before Trump’s last announcement.

$920 million placed before this one.

Every major announcement in this war has been front-run by someone who knew it was coming.

What kind of war is this?

This is more like a trading desk with an army.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Bald Uncle Mike @bear_brown89]

Vancouver is a football city — the Whitecaps belong here. #SaveTheCaps https://t.co/5v0a4zJIVb