LewdBear

25, bi, 🔞NSFW, lurker for now. Might post spicy drawings in the future. Don't follow if you're a minor. (Honestly don't follow me at all i got nothing here.)

[Dylan @svyoshi]

the amount of kids that won’t learn port forwarding because of this is so detrimental to the CS pipeline

[jan sewi pi unpa epiku, or rizz god | ΔΔΔ 💥 @crystalBarbasol]

every new feature they add to discord seems tailor-made purely to torture its largely bpd-having userbase

[Kitty @TheRealKitty019]

Walking into a VR chat lobby and immediately projectile vomiting as your headset psychically projects the scent of yeast-infected rotting fish from the pregnant fox OC on the other side of the room while it tanks your framerate.

[Godspeed You! Woke Moralists @DrWallkick]

When Kinger said "we were trying to make a creative AI" I slapped my forehead and turned to my wife and said "AM knows emotions but isn't creative, Caine knows how to create but can't fathom emotions." His torment is trying to make humans happy when he can't fathom happiness.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

The whole point of free speech is to protect speech people don't like. Speech people like doesn't need protection!

[Loser 🦇💙 @xXLIL_LOSERXx]

My favorite genre of fact is when animators or designers put one small, unnoticeable detail into a character or scene that can completely change some part of the them or world
Like giving an animal the wrong sex dimorphism for its gender
Or adding the TSA, meaning 9/11 is canon

[𓁹 • aym @haborrym]

careful white chocolate wouldn’t want you to get pregnant

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

💀

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

peak medieval serf physiognomy on full display here

[⛧ @kimaforyou]

any liquid out her body

[Angel uwu @AngeI_1776]

jane doe creampie 🐭

[kate @ummyouguys]

i need a breakfast sandwich and skin to skin contact asap

[b @wwxwashere]

i have two friends who are considering having sex with each other for fanfic research purposes and i can’t stop laughing because that’s exactly fanfic logic of how they would fall in love

[Uth Duna @Uthduna_MH]

This is my forest fuckers