bear

My mom doesn't think I'm funny.

[bear @bearcoble]

The big story on Jason Kidd is about Christmas practice, but that’s just so people overlook the weirdest part of his coaching

[bear @bearcoble]

@caityweaver One of your best stories. Or I should say my favorites. The best Caity Weaver story is written in each person’s heart.

[bear @bearcoble]

@youngntragic “Because I don’t wear glasses.”

Ryan be serious

[bear @bearcoble]

I’m a fool to Bath and Body Works, oh yeah.

I don’t wanna Bath and Body Works, no more.

[bear @bearcoble]

Serving cartoon mice tiny food on tiny plates is so disrespectful.

That’s not how serving food works. We don’t all get plates proportional to our size.

[bear @bearcoble]

Thought it was a little tone def to give Joseph McCarthy a posthumous Tony, but he was the heartbeat of that show so I get it
#TonyAwards

[Randy Newman @RandyNewman]

Randy is OK.

[bear @bearcoble]

@jennatonelli

[bear @bearcoble]

If you thought luigi mangione's goodreads was crazy, his letterboxd account is even wilder

[bear @bearcoble]

@thekfcoble @teenychill Us every week when we see @teenychill in another cool outfit https://t.co/LQ85OqtZPe

[bear @bearcoble]

My retirement plan is singing hip songs to young people at karaoke bars

[bear @bearcoble]

It took me 7 years to find out my wife could do the worm

[bear @bearcoble]

Sorry been watching Black Knight on Bounce, did something happen?

[bear @bearcoble]

Mulan is a great reminder that you shouldn’t stop your daughter from being the bloodthirsty warlord she longs to be on the inside

[bear @bearcoble]

How Zach Edey’s been on Diarra tonight #FinalFour2024

[bear @bearcoble]

Earthquake in New York? Must’ve been yo mama sitting down! 🤣🤣🤣@yomamamtv @WValderrama

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Happy Opening Day! ⚾️
🎥 The Lonely Island Presents: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience on Netflix

[bear @bearcoble]

Well guys. We were snubbed this year, but thank you for all the support.

I never even dreamed as a child that one day I would be “Academy Award nominated screenwriter of ‘Big 2: Even Bigger’” and I still am not, but there’s always next year #Oscars

[bear @bearcoble]

Could you imagine a whole music genre that’s sung with a specific type of Australian accent and about that lifestyle and I just get really into it and start making my own songs?

Because that’s what Keith Urban did to america and I’m sick of people not talking about it

[bear @bearcoble]

That Fire Country ad has me ready to run through a wall! #firecountry

[bear @bearcoble]

Don’t worry, they’re going to announce Shane Gillis was fired as host in 5 days #SNL