hillbilly

36 year old dad who thinks he's funnier than he probably is

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

FLAT FUCK MERCH IS LIVE!!!

I'll also be doing a giveaway and selecting 3 people to get an item of their choice from the store! follow & rt this post to enter!

Even added some stickers/beach towels/other goodies??
Something for everyone 💕

https://t.co/ZFfujpprKZ

[hillbilly @beard_dad33]

@ThatCrickyGirl For a second I was like ooh please dish!

[hillbilly @beard_dad33]

@Macparrot @OhNoSheTwitnt If that person is a racist piece of shit then I don’t see the problem.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Yep. When people are aghast and say we can’t close prisons, I just tell them affluent suburbs already have. It look like this:

- good schools
- full employment
- default emphasis on alternatives to incarceration (ex. community service)
- healthcare, incl mental &rehab
- housing

[hillbilly @beard_dad33]

@RealPetalMayor fuck you, you racist asshole. Resign.

[hillbilly @beard_dad33]

Grandma got that purse!!

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

GRANNY GOT THE BRAHMIN!! 😭

[Giorgio A. Tsoukalos @Tsoukalos]

What if there never was a Big Bang? "Travel beyond all of that, outside our galactic neighborhood, far into the deep blackness and eventually [...] you'll loop around & end up right back where u started. Cosmologists call this idea the "closed universe." https://t.co/CpXR5wj5UM

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

I'm from Texas. Here are some of our gun laws:

-- NO state permit required to purchase
-- NO firearm registration
-- NO owner license required
-- NO assault weapon law
-- NO magazine capacity restriction
-- NO background check required for private sales

#ElPaso

[feminist next door @emrazz]

You know what’s funny is that there are hundreds of millions of “disenfranchised, disaffected” women and not a single fucking one of them is shooting up a Wal Mart.

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Doorstep delivery services that don’t utilize a uniform - even a hat, an armband or a pin - are another example of how an economy controlled by men fails female consumers. I don’t want to open the door if I don’t know who you are. Normalizing that expectation is dangerous for us.

[Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus]

@jneen_ @astro_jje Oh my god this is brilliant, and you are brilliant beauties for bringing it into my life.

[hillbilly @beard_dad33]

I love @AOC

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You: Why is my balance so low?

Economists: Bc working Americans haven’t gotten a raise in 30 years despite unprecedented growth; & living costs have exploded.

Chase: Maybe if you skipped that Dunkin on April 22nd you‘d be able to afford your RX meds. That’s how that works right

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

‘You’re a millionaire funded by billionaires... and what they want you to do is scapegoat immigrants instead of talking about their tax evasion.’

Whoah. The direct, relentless clarity of this exchange is 🔥🔥🔥.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Few things effectively communicate the power we’ve built in fighting dark money & anti-worker policies like billionaire-funded groups blowing tons of cash on wack billboards (this one is funded by the Mercers).

(PS fact that it’s in Times Sq tells you this isn’t for/by NYers.)

[hillbilly @beard_dad33]

@ThatCrickyGirl Right?!?

[hillbilly @beard_dad33]

It had better be @iamcardib

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Y’all aren’t ready for NY-14’s #StateOfTheUnion guest!

Here’s a hint: I just picked up this gift for them at our very own Lockwood Shop in Jackson Heights 😉

[hillbilly @beard_dad33]

Ha!