jack is the mayor of marmalade island

grendel's dad

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

i honestly do understand: the temptation to pick a Fight you can Win is fierce.

but this isn't shounen anime. when someone says "there's the Big Bad, go punch it in the face," they're not your Mentor and you're not the Hero. they're using you and nothing gets solved.

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

i aten't dead! i'm just ignoring the outside world. it's good for my peace of mind. i've been playing animal crossing and baking bread, just like everyone else. hope y'all are doing ok! 🌺

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

when i first asked about sewing face masks, everyone shut me down.

now hospitals are begging for donated cloth masks and fabric stores are organizing kits and... :/

this isn't an i-told-you-so. this is me wishing i'd trusted my instincts. i could've had a two week head start.

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[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

@ThornwolfArt @rainbowbarnacle on the one hand, i love woofs. on the other hand, i've listened to too much night vale to see this as entirely innocent... 🧿🧿

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

it's m/m though. if you want non-creepy f/m kink erotica that isn't fanfic, i don't have any recs for you. just... not 50 shades, ok?

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

reading that sporking of 50 shades has reminded me that i can now buy the 'administration' series by manna francis as ebooks. now that is some GOOD bsdm erotica. with a 'disturbingly plausible fascist dystopia' sci fi plot that i frankly liked better than the porn.

[approx. one Seneca - Black, Disabled, & Proud @this_chick25]

I... I can put a snapping turtle on the floor in my living room. And I can just *have* a whole entire snapping turtle in my house looking like a confused old man.
This is the best game *ever*. #ACNH

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

@warrior_male not gonna lie taako is my fave because he's hilarious, but i agree that magnus is the Most Admirable

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

@rainbowbarnacle @vastderp i was asking myself why you guys never visited my island. now i think i know.

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

@bonappetit just put the cooled egg in a jam jar with an inch of water and shake it around a bit. the peel comes right off.

[Autistic Self Advocacy Network @autselfadvocacy]

The US Civil Rights Office is rejecting rationing ventilators based on disability and age.
https://t.co/5JHIQ103vF

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

@DelamorArte @arisenstring956 @pillsngatorade yyyep. all by myself. carrying the conversation. only person in the world who cares about disabled visibility: me. poor you, forced at gunpoint to keep explaining this to me on someone else's thread.

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

so apparently the pat robertson thing was satire. man, it's getting harder and harder for people to come up with satire that isn't just really plausible as something fascist-evangelical celebrities would do.

[jack is the mayor of marmalade island @beardadjack]

@AuntJodiesGuide @radtoria @MaraWilson thank you, i know how i'm spending the afternoon

[ghost mom @radtoria]

Since we’re all in quarantine, it seems inevitable that someone is gonna get bored enough to consider reading 50 Shades of Grey so lemme spare you the trouble. For all 3 books, the girl is like “you will never fuck my butt” & while she’s preggo, on the last page of book 3 he does

[Algernon Cakesniffe @Cakesniffe1]

@radtoria

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NO SEW MASK! 😷💗😷💗 Please share with your friends !

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