That Guy

Retired Army, Scotch Enthusiast, Bored, Useless, BBQ Addict, Former Executive Chef, Director of Dining

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

I was going to say
"The goose drank wine"
Buuut, not a millennial.

[🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀 @LibertarianG0th]

Millennial test…

𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑬𝑬 𝑺𝑰𝑿 𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑬!

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

@deltaozzimo @AdanuKrizz I don't debate.
I just say "You're a ret@rded f@ggo+" and then I leave.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

If you live in Spanish Fort, Loxley, or Robertsdale, and have land? Call me. There's some big ass hogs moving near the causeway and after this rain, your fields gonna get chewed up.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

I now have a C4/C5 protrusion.
Getting an epidural scheduled. Hopefully I won't have to have another surgery.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

Glad I have my MRI review today.

Feels like someone has their foot on the back of my neck pushing down.

Not a good morning.

Weeeeeeeeeee

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

Glad I have my MRI review today.

Feels like someone has their foot on the back of my neck pushing down.

Not a good morning.

Weeeeeeeeeee

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

@deltaozzimo @CosmicPirateDst I know of a few towns NE Alabama that "used to be" sun down.... They haven't changed much.
Stay away from. Where I am.... Just baby NOLA and Baton Rouge.
I'm trying to get out of here myself.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

@WildcatThicket It was a great city growing up in the 80s and 90s. Moved back in 19.... Didn't recognize the city at all.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

@WildcatThicket I've been to the Citronelle house. Not worth it.
You could get a good "massa" or a "big daddy" house in Marion for half the Selma house.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

I just watched too many videos of Will Sasso and Dan Soder doing Andy Rooney and Charles Manson quotes as Macho Man, Hulk Hogan, Andre tge Giant, Stones Cold Stevale Austin.

Y'all should check it out.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

@DominoRxxx We have 1 where i live now.
The only ones in the Birmingham area were talk radio, where I was a show producer/host.
The airwaves suck now.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

So the FBI shut down the Prichard police department this morning.
Let's see what fresh hell awaits Mobile county.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

I'm always early to my appointments, whatever they are.
I really hate when I'm early and I'm not seen on time.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

What's twice as much as 0?
Asking for people.

[Corbie @Corbienest]

Married men only:

If you could have sex with your wife at LEAST twice as often as you are now BUT you had to make out every night with your wife before bed (which may or may not lead to sex) would you prefer:

A: Twice as much sex: nightly make-out session.

B: The same amount of sex: no nightly make-out session.

C: Results

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

@spremark @LysolDave Nightmares are dreams.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

@BlueCollarInvr Lived in AK and had a 225lb Brazilian Mastiff. JW came walking up the driveway, he's starring at them through the bay window, no noise.
I walk out, ask them nicely to leave, go back in. They approach the door. My door opened outward. He "opened" the door and "greeted" them.

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

@DelbyMom This guy is 10 years older than me(46).

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

"Hey, uh boss man, uh, since we got three dishwasher here, was wondering if I could go take care of something for a couple hours?"

1. You just clocked in.
2. That kid is only here to make up some hours.
3. No. You're working your scheduled shift.

The fuck is wrong with them?

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

"I gotta call out, my gout is acting up."

Did work cause your gout?

"Um... no?"

Great. I expect you here in 45 min or your suspended.

Hobble you fat ass up here and wash some fucking dishes.
I am so sick of this fucking "work force."

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

MRI next Tuesday.
Weeeee

[That Guy @bearded_ninny]

Had a neck fusion in February, right?
Right.
Last night/early this morning something popped in my neck and I woke up immediately.
Same pain as before the surgery.
Guess who has an appointment with the neck surgeon this Friday.
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