Steve Holford 🇺🇦

Boredom is the conviction that you can't change ... the shriek of unused capacities.

[Steve Holford 🇺🇦 @bearded_tit]

Finally did it. After all these years. Perseverance pays off.

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@RoyalMail
Your service is sub standard. I'm still waiting for a parcel despatched on a 48 tracked delivery on 20 October. It has been sitting in Swindon DC for over a week.

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@di1cox "Too thick to know right from wrong" is not a defence

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@di1cox imagine having the mental capacity of dried meat

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@di1cox For the philosophy if nowt else

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@di1cox Big Sol

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@patrick_kidd @edwardscricket @ESPNcricinfo @miller_cricket Agreed. One of its few remaining vestiges of charm and links to proper cricket writing. Good luck for the future, Mr Edwards.

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@di1cox No pot of gold at the end of that rainbow.

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@di1cox Michael Madar will always be Moyes’s prince

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I must wait for the plastic glue to dry, I must wait for the plastic glue to dry, I must…

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@di1cox Although I did get to go and interview Jack Russell after he’d officially opened Archway School’s sports hall. So, there’s that.

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@di1cox I had to do my work experience at the local rag.

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@justarandomfagg

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Spoiler: @NWLCC time. Quality pervades as usual.

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@di1cox They’re listening to you…

Just Denty now.

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@di1cox Lees is free to walk all the way home now.

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@di1cox I you're an Edgie twat from Brum, stop reading this tweet.

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@di1cox Annexe Great Tew to the Shire!

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@di1cox Just one of them, thank goodness

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@di1cox Fuck me
Sub-Saggers

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@di1cox Saggers?