Mr Beard

Full time failure, part time optimist.

[Mr Beard @Beardedcomedian]

@trefworld Please feed my guy, some chicken

[たぴ松 @tapiokabpq]

will send this higher

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@tapiokabpq Sort Dex please mate

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@trefworld @ORANGEHILLMUSIK What can he do with a marsh lantern?

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@trefworld send my guy somewhere secret

[TREF @trefworld]

@ORANGEHILLMUSIK @orangehillmusik ozwickie is back from the swamp. loot: marsh lantern, marsh lantern. +86 xp. found a marsh lantern. did not ask where it came from. https://t.co/1K2Dd8EtWY

[Mr Beard @Beardedcomedian]

@trefworld Status

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@Beardedcomedian @beardedcomedian hatched. meet tikmp, a mossling. traits: chill, dramatic, salty. it lives at the village now. https://t.co/UCKCHbrh66

[Mr Beard @Beardedcomedian]

@trefworld Hatch

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@SAEVEJ What card?

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@JAAnder11276967 @ScottEnlow Are you ok?

[Mr Beard @Beardedcomedian]

I tried using a women’s bathroom for the first time this week, you know cause of inclusivity.

First thing I noticed, no urinals. Secondly they’re not too keen on sharing the cubicles.

I was under the impression they always went in pairs.

[Mr Beard @Beardedcomedian]

Everything I used to do for my mental well being is now unattainable.

Like I used to go for a drive to clear my head, I now need to balance the cost v head clearance ratio.

Going for a few beers to switch off now requires a remortgage.

You just can’t afford to be mentally well.

[Mr Beard @Beardedcomedian]

I got rear ended by a female driver the other day.

I calmly stepped out my vehicle and approached her window to check if she was ok.

She just snarled and said “You’re a man, you should have seen me coming”

Completely dumb founded, I asked for her number as maaaan do I like them crazy.

[Mr Beard @Beardedcomedian]

So I’ve reached out to @Tinder to enquire about a filter option to exclude any potential matches who either:

A) Believe Lindsay Clancy should get a lesser punishment

B) Believe Patrick is guilty

Dating is hard enough without having to navigate that minefield.

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@blknoiz06 Me while SOL was dumping…