Jake Martin

I make pretend things.

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

If you are in Fredericton, I will be performing my solo sketch comedy show "Snakes Are Cool" will be one of the mainstage productions at the @NotaBleActs Theatre Festival!

It is being paired with another very funny show I am directing called "Influentia" 2 for 1 baby!

[Jen Richards @SmartAssJen]

It really feels like the last 10 years has been totally defined by finance & tech guys arrogantly believing they can do everything better and then totally failing upwards as they collect their bonuses and saddle us with higher costs for broken versions of the same shit we had.

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

Hangman casually dropping this era's "Cane Dewey" promo on a post-show interview

[All Elite Wrestling @AEW]

EXCLUSIVE: Unhinged words from Hangman Adam Page after he advanced in the @owen_foundation Tournament semifinals on #AEWCollision!

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

What frustrates me most about so much of the unwarranted hate that Kenny Omega gets is that if they actually just listened to him he always comes off super measured, gracious and chill.

[Raj Giri @TheRajGiri]

You've gotta love Kenny Omega. He noted his main mission at Brawl Out was to keep CM Punk's dog, Larry, safe. Respect.

He also said he's had no power as an EVP in 4 years.

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@brandonhackett Jesus, the Canine mind games never cease!

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

Holy shit, crossover of the century! I hope this leads to a pay-per-view double feature of a ladder match and Who's Afraid of Virgina Woolf?

[RJ City @RJCity1]

AEW x TCM

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

Tickets are selling fast, we open this week... grab them while you can!

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@TrevorDame I feel like he was waiting for MJF to interrupt him or something, it was kind of hilarious how many catchphrases he screamed at him.

[Len Falkenstein @TheatreFreeRad]

So delighted to be working with @rob_kempson again on this show! Check out all the other wonderful and supremely talented folks in the cast and crew, including my other frequent partner in crime, @BeardedJake! @PARConline @NotaBleActs

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@ibeastIess Somehow you got both numbers wrong. Impressive.

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@LanceStorm @davemeltzerWON Seems like we can't even watch it on the TSN app without paying extra now. Either that or it was glitching out. What a shame, I wish they would at least run it at 4am so I could PVR it...

[The Chaser @chaser]

‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child
https://t.co/vp72VSKeRY

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@skankherpio Yeah I feel you. I wish there was a clear alternative... or just like the same app but like 9 months ago.

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@Captain_Keith79 @_kennythoughts Considering he has said in interviews that he wants to wrestle under the name "Chris Benoit Jr.".... I don't think that's going to happen.

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@GarciaWrestling Shit, dude look behind you!

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@Wrestluxe @MatthewDFoster @DrainBamager Love that. I get he's not for everyone but I'm glad you are willing to check some stuff out to see if the hype is warranted. I thought this was a great primer, he even breaks down the story headed into each match - https://t.co/Xv56M3Tp1X

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

Interesting how less than a week after Jamie Irving resigns from the board the Telegraph-Journal finally has an article critical of Higgs instead of constantly praising him... oh but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

https://t.co/7sIdjdZrZF

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

I love this Blind Eliminator Tournament but if @AEWonTV doesn't put @JuiceRobinsonAm and @theDaddyMagic together at some point we are going to miss out on potentially the greatest, most unhinged promos in professional wrestling.

[Dai Lama @WelshDalaiLama]

[Candle In The Wind unexpectedly starts playing during the coronation]

"BAH GAWD THAT'S PRINCESS DIANA'S MUSIC"

[Jake Martin @BeardedJake]

@adzuken This has legit been my favourite video game column lately, keep up the good work!