laney lin

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

“stop trying to make fetch in, gretchen”

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

“i’ve seen art. i like when people make sculptures but i don’t like when they make them with nipples”

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

“if soup didn’t exist there would be no utensils in my house”

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

“my whims be whimmin’

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

“i wonder how my bald spot is doing”

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

they should invent rent that doesn’t make me cry

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

“everyone whisper your funniest joke into the cauldron i’m making a potion”

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

“i feel like being creole is a choice”

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

@NoahKahan come here i do stick n pokes i gotcha

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

i have mostly no basis for this but i believe @NoahKahan would feel at home in oklahoma

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

@cbbeard or insanely poor interpersonally 🤨

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

struggling with substance abuse (diet coke)

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

do you think by “feeling 22” taylor swift meant “weird and vaguely existential” or am i doing it wrong ? idk i’m new here it’s my first day

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

@JensenDavis14 i know

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

boys are so funny like what do you mean you’ve never had a bagel before

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

“i thought stevie nicks was white”

[rj 🪐 @gomerforreal]

when your caretaker (emotional support sister) goes off to war (work) and leaves her children (me) stranded (in the comfort of my own home), starving (i don’t have a little treat) and weary (a little sleepy), left to the elements (i have to go to class)

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

riley when i’m at work:

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

@fuzzytwotoes @gomerforreal I ASKED FOR PERMISSION IT’S BEEN ADDRESSED THANK YOU

[laney lin @beardedlaney]

you are shoobeedooing when a bug just lost its life ?