Bearded Pony

We make funny apps like Urban Dictionary Definitions and Animoticons. Sometimes we say funny words. We also give away stuff.

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Festivities start at 6PM. “@PJthePony: Are you in Austin for #SXSW? Come to #MakeFuzzyTracks drink with us!”

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Holy Cows - I thought that twitter locked us out! We're back just in time for our #SXSW party #MakeFuzzyTracks with @mixtapeagency

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Yes, I'm a fruit. But I've been known to keep the company of a zucchini or two.

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@tonymuchmeat no... You are!

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@flames13670 glad you like em!

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iPhone apps are people too, my friend. #amercia

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pixel counting - The act of staring at one's screen to avoid bullshit at work. #UDD http://t.co/y3P88jV8

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10 Reasons To Quit Your Job Right Now! http://t.co/zXlrf71c

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RT @TotalFratMove: Last to putt, first to drive. TFM. #TFMapp

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RT @TotalFratMove: Telling Democrats that re-electing Obama would be like backing the Titanic up into another iceberg. TFM. #TFMapp

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@jonas_blixt had a great time playing with you monday! Congrats on dominating the Byron. -Fisher

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@AshleyndCamryn thanks!

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emoticon job - When someone attaches an emoticon to a sentence when they truly have the opposite emotion ;) #UDD

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Unbrella - An umbrella turned inside out by forceful wind. #UDD http://t.co/y3PcFU4i

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Just glad it wasn't me. Bama parent 'not sure' how he broke trophy http://t.co/ooLDOPJg

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hipster head bob - A small nod of the head, done repetitively in synchronization with music. Denotes approval of music by the listener. #UDD

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curb shame - Embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the "don't walk" signal... #UDD

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@LindaDetamore thanks! Glad you like it!

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Which company do you distrust more? http://t.co/jMory7ax via @GoPollGo

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Ear-balls - A combination of your eye balls and your ears. To be used when both senses are used simultaneously... #UDD