The Bearded Wanderer

Curiouser and curiouser.

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My DMs are always open or whatever.

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Pulling that book off the shelf always fucks with me a bit, but I still enjoy revisiting the pages from time to time.

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The boost of vitality and confidence that comes with a new haircut should be bottled up and sold as a potion.

[𝓼𝓸𝓯𝓲𝓪 @forthekilljoy]

“i like touch”
touch;

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Do you ever miss praising a specific person?

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I think I would have been a good dad, but we’ll never know and that’s ok.

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Watching Remus chase the birds is the purest form of joy in my life.

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Normalize this

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Has there ever been a greater steed than Shadowfax?

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Don’t forget to go on an adventure this weekend.

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Late night street tacos might be the best version of tacos.

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Also, look how pretty this cactus is.

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It’s been an excellent week, but a usmnt win would be a nice little treat to cap it off.

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There is no meaning to life. Our entire existence is just one big random accident. It ain’t that serious,

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Your kids graduating from the same high school you went to is not the flex you think it is.

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This makes me a happy boy.

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Peacock has given a series order for ‘DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL’ from Seth MacFarlane’s Fuzzy Door and Universal Global Television.