Keith Bearden

Official account for Keith Bearden, the writer/director of MEET MONICA VELOUR, THE RAFTMAN's RAZOR and a movie in post-production I'm not allowed to talk about.

[May Ling Su @maylingsu]

There is nothing wrong with loving frivolously. #Love is infinite. The more you give it away, the more it grows.

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Enjoying some family selfie love on set just hoping the rain will stop . #Jodimoore #film life #keithbeaden

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Is it me, or was Don Knotts kind of hot?

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

So Four Loko was banned ages ago, but synthetic marijuana is still on sale all over the city? https://t.co/unLBN8JNq2

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Bought a used jacket and discovered new pack of gum and condoms in pocket. A good sign I think

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Be suspicious of men who make sex noises at the public urinal. "Ahhh yeah!! Woo!" Really ? Do women do this?

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Believe it or not, I had nothing to do with this, but I salute whoever did. #duanereade #storeprank.

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Autocorrect can suck my deck

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

This is on the dashboard of a city handicapped van. Keep it classy, NYC!

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Let's split an order of trash dumplings...

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Why I don't have a dog.

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Keep it classy, CT state park system!

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Hippy bunny had a bad coke problem it seems

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Yes these razors last 8 months if you look like Tom Hanks in Cast Away half the time

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Was the only applauder at Mark Hamill cameo in the Force Awakens. They cheered the M. Falcon, but not Luke? #ForceAwakens #LukeSkywalker

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Spotlight is the scariest movie involving priests since The Exorcist.

#oscarbait, #spotlight #markruffalo #michaelkeaton

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Asked the staff of a fancy kitchenware if they sold coke spoons. Only one employe laughed, but it was a very knowing laugh...

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Still a master filmmaker, but I think he sets his movies in the past so he can freely use the N-word. Not lovin' it. #hatefuleight

[Keith Bearden @BeardenKeith]

Anomolisa is a great animation change of pace, but why no black puppets? In Cincinnati? Really?#anomolisa #CharlieKaufman