Tom

I wish these thoughts and opinions weren't my own.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

@greatness__o @unlexsi You could lift a car above your head for 1s with unlimited strength. Unlimited stamina means you could walk home from another continent with the weekly food shop.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

Sponsored ads making comedy posts now. Good one, I needed a giggle.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

Proud of this little planet shader xD .. trailer coming soon!

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

Signal. #LudumDare59

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

@zacbowden Honestly nice to see that someone's bootloader wasn't corrupted by the update.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

Fancy prototyping a card game over the weekend? Give https://t.co/FO2Q1XoxF3 a go - tell it your rules, explain your game and it provides the cards. A quick and easy way to get your game night rolling.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

@WindowsUpdate Spent 3 hours on corrupt boot loaders yesterday and i'm not sure if this was the reason. It works for now, so I might pause updates indefinately.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

Very. Very. Very. Very. Very excited. #Very #GameEngines #GabeApproved

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

I'd love to be wrong about this game's difficulty. It's designed to be played briefly on a break, or on a commute. Most players, gamers, struggle to reach round 5/40. It's embarrassing. https://t.co/ZkMiWxkdWq #androidgames #exclusive #challenge #toiletgame

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

@Gamieon @IndieGameJoe @fieldofheroes Yessssssssssssss had a real need to play something like Brutal Football lately and this looks amazing!

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

@iloveappsio @IndieGameJoe Sounds fun, will keep an eye out for the Android version!

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

@NavrcL @IndieGameJoe How dare you make such a beautiful game.

[Indie Game Joe @IndieGameJoe]

Calling every single indie game dev!

Upload your in-game footage below using #indiegamejoe.

Please upload the video file directly, no YouTube. I want to see that raw gameplay right here. I’m bookmarking every single one and trying to get through them all. Let's go! 👇

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

@IndieGameJoe Galanger - is an Android game, designed to make sure your legs go dead when you sit on the toilet.
Also made because I was bored of mobile games force feeding me adverts every few seconds.
Galanger is essentially Pac Man, in space, with free movement.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

We'd like a shoe string for our budget, instead I borrowed my son's colouring pencils and got to work. Let this not take away from the excellent game that is Galanger, the best game to play on your toilet in 2026. https://t.co/ZkMiWxkdWq #exclusive #toiletgame #budget

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

I wouldn't say that i've had much success on tiktok.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

Don't blink! Teaser for the upcoming trailer for my first game; Galanger! Android exclusive: https://t.co/ZkMiWxkLLY #CodeDrivenVideo #ProgrammedAnimation #Android #MobileGaming

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

I think I finally found a reason to use AI image creation: to create stupid images that amuse me. Maybe AI can stay.

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

Galanger is an Android Exclusive game. A Space arcade game that will test your skill, wits, patience and resillience. Do you have what it takes to save the Galaxy? https://t.co/ZkMiWxkdWq #androidgames #exclusive #indiegame #toiletgame

[Tom @beardmachinetv]

Tempted to pivot genres from "games to play on the toilet" to "games for cats".