Matthew Nowakowski

FAMILY.FRIENDS.MUSIC.HORROR.STRAIGHT EDGE.MCMLXXXVIII

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

@KendallJenner you should get rid of your “Pizza Boys” Instagram. The REAL @pizzaboyzzz are going nowhere, and the squad is hitting TENFOLD. Wise up, and just delete. WE WILL NOT STOP, YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT #pizzaboyzzz #sqwadlit

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

Goddamnit, I wish I didn’t work Saturday nights. https://t.co/8EZaCo1oKL

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

@kennethroe That’s what I’m saying. I have a hard time believing that someone of his caliber, and notoriety, lives in Binghamton of all places.

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

Read an article about celeb responses to Eminem’s cypher, and saw this. Apparently T-Pain is living in Binghamton now. Confirmation?

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

I never forgive, and I never forget.

[Monster Therapy @MonsterTherapyy]

"Married to #JasonVorhees" Ep. 1 of @MonsterTherapyy is here! Follow Us for New Episodes every #MonsterMonday #Halloween #MonsterTherapy

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

This shit right here. This is A+++ https://t.co/v3Tt9QLPht

[Warriors PR @WarriorsPR]

Statement from the Golden State Warriors:

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

@kennethroe I slipped on grease, bounced my head of the floor, and still made it to every delivery on time. Dirty fuckin’ Jersey strikes again!

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

@MWCTweets And those people need to be taken and sent the way of Old Yeller.

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

Drinking Cheerwine and listening to Patreon exclusive Forever Midnight episodes until I die. @MWCTweets is fucking hilarious. #horror #FM4

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

Haven’t made it to my first stop yet and I’m broke down, all because people are fucking LAZY and can’t do their fucking JOBS 🤙🏻 Eat shit 🖕🏻

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

Starbucks needs to use this for an advert. Not for basic white girls anymore! https://t.co/UkOgimn61u

[Drew Marvick @drewmarvick]

When there is no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth and drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes!!!!!! #PSL #PSLPumpkinHatch #Starbucks

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

@daylightfading_ That’s wicked dope! Thanks for sharing!

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

I am a patient boy, I wait I wait I wait I wait. My time is like water down the drain.

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

Just got back into town. Doesn’t feel like I got smoked with a bat anymore. Just feels like my eye is going to explode out of my face 🤙🏻

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

These migraines are getting really old, really fast. Feels like I took a baseball bat straight to the dome.

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

@kennethroe Dude so much fun. Tried to keep us all from moshing, and MJMD shut it down for good. Shit was wild

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

Holy shitballs 😂 😂 @kennethroe you almost cold cocked the “sound guy” for touching your shit, and a cop told me to keep you out of the town

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

“Channel that energy, in a positive way, there’s gonna be a group hug today!” -if @cdchardcore wrote children’s music. #cdc #crowdwar

[Matthew Nowakowski @beardo_607]

Must be nice to know you can kinda do your job and still get paid 10-15 an hour. If I kinda did my job, I’d be looking for a new one🖕🏻