Quite Dull Pete

Advanced mop handler, Ferret charmer, once owned rollerblades, good at getting the ‘tricky bits’ out of the bottom of the peanut butter jar.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

As a club, we have released an updated statement regarding our wider communities situation

https://t.co/WnO2nQMaM0

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

Please read our statement regarding the recent outbreak

https://t.co/WnO2nQMaM0

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Congratulations to Prince Andrew for his comments at the reception he hosted in Davos. Supporting Britain!

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Jenrick is a fraud. I’ve alway thought so, this quote proves it.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Andrew Graystone @AndrewGraystone]

French police have released a picture of the person they are looking for in connection with today’s jewel heist.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

NEW: Police knew a Kremlin spy ring recruited former leader of Reform Wales at least 3 years ago.

So why was Nathan Gill not charged till Feb this year?

Pls read part 2 of @thenerve_news special investigation into Nathan Gill. And please share!
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[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

British.

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Ever since I finished Question Time, Reform have massively been on the attack.

Including a rant from Richard Tice entirely designed to distract from Reform and Russia.

Everyone should know about Nathan Gill, the bribes from Russia and the link to Reform.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Mick Lynch "Nigel Farage is a racist."

RT if Mick is right.

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

🤣🤣🤣

[Bazball™️ @BazballNation]

Happy Ben Stokes & Jack Leach day to all those who celebrate 🤌🏻

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

🌍 We’re hosting Dutch side
@rugbyclubemmen
this Saturday at the MTG! They face the Sin Binners – a mix of Canons, Deacons & Zingari.

📷 KO: 2.00pm – don’t miss it! They’ll be in the clubhouse tonight for the Colts Yr 13 Leavers v CRFC ACE Barbarians (7.00pm). Come say hi! 📷

#OneClub #CanterburyRugby #GrassrootsRugby #InternationalFriendly

[Neil Buchanan @NeilBuchananArt]

I’ve done another art attack of my lunch

#artattack

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

🏉 HUGE SATURDAY AHEAD FOR BLACK & AMBER! 💛🖤

Strap in, folks—two massive games for CRFC tomorrow!

1st XV hit the road to face Westcombe Park, aiming to extend their winning streak.
Deacons defend the fortress at MTG against Vigo 2nds.
⏰ Both kick off at 2:00pm.
Plus, it's Round 2 of the Six Nations, and we’ve got every match live on all clubhouse screens:
📅 Saturday:
🏴‍☠️ Italy v Wales – 2:15pm
🏴🏴 England v France – 4:45pm

📅 Sunday:
🏴 Scotland v Ireland – 3:00pm
🔥 The bar will be open. The log burner will be roaring. The cheers will be LOUD.
Join us at the clubhouse for a full weekend of top-class rugby! 🍻🏉

#CRFC | #BlackAndAmber | #OneClub | #SixNations | #GameDay | #RugbyFamily

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

👏 Let’s Celebrate an Unforgettable Weekend at CRFC! 🏉

This weekend, 15 teams proudly wore the Black & Amber, showcasing everything that makes Canterbury Rugby Club extraordinary. From our victorious senior men’s teams to our magnificent Canterbury Women, who not only beat the league leaders but held them to ZERO points—what an achievement! 💪💛🖤

Our incredible youth teams took to the field with passion and skill, proving that the future of CRFC is as bright as ever. With 3 Colts teams in action, we are one of the few clubs that can boast such depth and strength, feeding into our senior squads.

Feast your eyes on the scores, but remember: none of this would be possible without YOU.
To our supporters, partners, players, coaches, physios, volunteers, and club employees—you are the heart and soul of CRFC.

We salute our players, but in turn, they salute each and every one of you for making Canterbury Rugby Club truly #OneClub.

#CRFC #BlackAndAmber #OneClub #RugbyFamily #CommunityPride

[Canterbury RFC @cantrugby]

🏉 IT’S GAME DAY! 🏉

The wait is over—2:00 PM kick-offs across the board as four Canterbury teams take to the field for battle. 💪💛🖤

Here’s today’s line-up:
🔥 1st XV: Taking on Guernsey Raiders at home.
🚌 Pilgrims: On the road to face Deal & Betteshanger.
🏰 Canons: Defending home turf against Footscray.
🚨 Deacons: Away to battle Maidstone 2nds.

Big games all around, and plenty of Black & Amber pride to back them up. Let’s bring it home, team! 🏆

#GameDay #BlackAndAmber #CRFC #BringItHome #MTGFortress #RugbyFamily #BringTheNoise

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

The Guardian is cancelling my contract after 19 years continuous employment with no pay-off so totes happy to go to the Indie to continue my investigation into Evgeny’s dad, the ex-KGB spy.

The UK media: so many fine choices.

https://t.co/bqifjUzuJW

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

New Christmas lights just went up in Clacton.

(Farage is still the MP who makes most money from second jobs. By a long way.)