Beard, Waverly

Scizzerp dawg

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Different strokes for different folks

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It's all just water under the fridge

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My mom only hates me when she's drunk, so that explains why she hates me all the time

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My mom pinched me once in church so I had to tell her to put her flask away

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O-M-fricky-fricky-G

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I ain't scared of no bitch weather, beaula could take a hurricane

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Ya pizza shit

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If you love something, you've got to let it go..... But if it comes back, it's as good as yours

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They can't look or touch..... But the can lick

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I live in a house with 4 guys and one woman.... And she doesn't fuckin clean

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Fuck with me cops I drive stick shift

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I cream for ice cream

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I'm a man cuz I wrangled a shark today

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New Jersey is the butthole of the United States

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I got to get my retainer to keep my grill tight 😁😎

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In the fall I plan on attending higher education with hopes of studying janitorial sciences

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In 20 years I hope to not be on welfare

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I'd like to thank...the academy..

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What happens in Boston stays in Boston, except herpes, you can't get rid of that shit