Beardy Dad

New baby. Here are my experiences of being a new dad with a beard.

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

@KristanHawkins Chances are that the "abortions" at that stage are still born. Those that are already dead. If they stay inside, they risk the health of the mother. They won't be babies like that.

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

@HoodedClaw1974 So asylum seekers. Not illegal immigrants.

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

@Liamb1975 @louderry People of Gibraltar voted 90ish% in favour of staying in the EU. Freedom of movement and all that.

[PMo @Bingamin]

For the record (just watching the news, currently looking at EU migration) Freedom of movement was the main reason I voted the way I did in the EU referendum. #Remain

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

Anyone? Would be very nice to get it back. Especially as it's the phone that everyone has the number for for little Mangos bday party this weekend.

[PMo @Bingamin]

Good people of Exeter. My wife has dropped her iphone somewhere on the exe bridges retail park. Seen it? Picked it up? Handed it in somewhere? Either dropped or some scrote has pinched it. It would be nice to get it back as it's got all the photos of our little one on it.

[Waterstones Swansea @swanseastones]

Doors closed 15 minutes ago. As we do every evening, we've turned all the books upside down so the words don't fall out overnight. It may seem like a silly waste of time, but ask yourself this; when did you last see piles of words on a Waterstones carpet? That's right - NEVER.

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

Looks like little #Mango is going to be left handed. She's colouring in: as precise as you like with her left; as if someone else has control of her arm with her right.

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

#mango refused high five today. Choose instead to do a fist bump. I didn't even know what a fist bump was till my 30s

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

#mangos favourite song is now the alphabet song, and she is counting up to 10 using her fingers. Not sure where she is supposed to be developmentally at the moment, but pretty happy with that. Next:20 using her toes, writing, novels, new mathematical and physic proofs, painting

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

Lovely rendition of the alphabet song this morning. Fast turning into a favourite for little #Mango. Not sure she understands the relevance of the letters yet, but she's getting there.

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

Little Mango has been awake since about 11pm. Not crying, wanting to play. Showing no signs of tiring. Kids are ace. She only went to sleep at 10 pm

[TechExeter @TechExeter]

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[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

@Rachel_PDesigns Keep looking at your stuff and thinking it would look great in Mangos room. Will order something when we are organised.

[Mariner Jack @MarinerJackUK]

We're really proud of the consistent 5* reviews from our customers! https://t.co/L7k89BzvV0 via @yotpo

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

@dmoisan73 @ClwbIforBach @shamebanduk Good night out then

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

A nice friendly dad's group on Facebook if anyone is interested. https://t.co/5GwkCGFkPo I think there may be some mums on there too

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

#mango learning a new language already

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

First time today #mango put the words "beard" and "daddy" together whilst acknowledging my beard. Proud moment

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

@dmoisan73

[Beardy Dad @beardy_dad]

@dmoisan73 By that logic, (all numbers) = 0. Even infinity. There. Maths = dead