Beardy Mcpolis

Not for reporting crime. Mainly because if you report crime through twitter rather than by dialling 000 then you’re a silly billy.

[Beardy Mcpolis @beardymcpolis]

I need everyone to know that in Australia, jail is more commonly spelt gaol.

Mind blown

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@CopMoustache I feel like the Covid years really changed nights out. Clubs came back and seemed to forget their “no trainers” policies 🤣

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@ExSgtMattB Chips? Carbs? You’ve changed 😅

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Very far from home 🇦🇺💙

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@ExSgtMattB @SAPoliceNews Well done mate. Remember to update your username to probationary Constable Matt B 😂🇦🇺

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@aussie_sarge Not ordered your boonie hat yet? 👀

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#NewProfilePic

[West Midlands Police @WMPolice]

We've seen reports that we are investigating a child for 'viewing a social media post'. This is completely false.

We're investigating the creation of a fake social media account which has been used to send indecent messages.

Full facts 👉 https://t.co/KPlzJvcPkQ

[Beardy Mcpolis @beardymcpolis]

Morning walks before an “arvo” shift 🇦🇺

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Tonight’s South Australian sunset 🇦🇺

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@cop_ish You’ve bit the bullet and applied for SApol? 👀 🇦🇺

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@ScottMoone71780 My mate commented on Facebook saying the exact same thing 😂

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@SamaraAngelxoxo 😂😂😂

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@AnonymousVol999 Thanks a lot mate 👍

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I will never get sick of Aussie sunsets

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@SgtMattB Real drinks are pronounced “white monster” 😂

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@SupportWACops @TaserProbie Or SApol 😎😉

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@SgtMattB Hope it was a good send off mate. Hopefully I’ll get a catch up with you when you’re out here 👍🇦🇺

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@KiloPapaD11 Try going to Callaghans Physio down in Ayr mate. I went in there with a siatica flare up and they zapped electricity through it and it was sorted same day 👍 the NHS physio told me to do some exercises 😂