bearflash

lover of all things cutler

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@evanderalan You would not

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This is the future, clown ninja robots, this is the dark secret Skynet wants to keep from us

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A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

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I did it! I can die happy now! https://t.co/E2LpfZYDF7

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@Riley_Gaines_ Just grift grift grift, catering to the lowest swamp you can wade into. Trash humans through and through

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@leestarr4 They are really easy to break into tho

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Folks we love it! 15 mins later lol

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"Don't worry my dog is friendly" as it growls and charges Kirby, forcing us both off the trail and into a huge stinging nettle patch that instantly just slams my leg "oh shit dude, that sucks" yea doesn't it fuck face? Eat shit asshole

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This guy I used to work with, just got married in Jan, his wife is already practicing ENM, currently focusing on "dating other people". Like ya'll been married for 5 months and you're already like, eh fuck it, let's date other people. Why even bother lol

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I love all these AI poster board things people are posting on social media. Just a smug satisfaction of looking at the warped reality of how people view themselves

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@BenStiller Final seconds of WHO Ben?? Is this about the President??

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@leestarr4 @somsenite Corey would always chicken out

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Looked up RF days website, just bored, and I mean, what the fuck would you even say the highlight of that weekend is? lol

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You wanna drive that fucker around? Cool, it is a fun car I'm sure, but it will be half what you bought it for in like 5 years and that's if you somehow avoid every idiot driving around and also you're in upper Midwest so really you got 6 months a year tops

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Dude kept trying to humble brag to me last night about the Shelby mustang he bought and I just do not give a fuck about cars lol. It's like having a giant Pokémon card, it's only value is in not using it and sealing it away, except you gotta pay for storage and insurance lol

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@gator_hater77 @leestarr4 it's almost like it knows we talk about gout, a lot

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@leestarr4 @gator_hater77 lol I keep getting the same fucking shirt shared to my facebook ads

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A nighthawk just flew right in front of my car!! Holy shit!!

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@somsenite @AztecWarrior83

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@somsenite @AztecWarrior83 Do you think shao kahn has a huge crank?

[crocodile @crocodilecrisis]

DELETE RIGHT NOW!